Why not pet people?

[El-Presidente]

Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm

Some times I touched their things

They are remarkably confused by this

Do you mean 'things' as in penis? *Casually unzips fly 

[ZEGH8578]

Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm

Some times I touched their things

They are remarkably confused by this

Do you mean 'things' as in penis? *Casually unzips fly 

No >:I I mean as in their personal belongings >:I

['andersom']

I love touch, but, pet me on the back of my hands, or the upper-side of my feet, and I can get aggressive out of sheer reaction too. Can't bear someone touching me there. Used to be the same about my bellybutton, but that hardly was an issue. Not that exposed. Those hands though. Horrible. And it seems to be the first place where people want to pet, when thinking they need to comfort or touch someone.

My foot-soles though. Aaaaahhhhh, heaven.

[El-Presidente]

Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm

Some times I touched their things

They are remarkably confused by this

Do you mean 'things' as in penis? *Casually unzips fly 

No >:I I mean as in their personal belongings >:I

Oh. *Tucks cock back in trousers.

['andersom']

Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm

Some times I touched their things

They are remarkably confused by this

Do you mean 'things' as in penis? *Casually unzips fly 

No >:I I mean as in their personal belongings >:I

Oh. *Tucks cock back in trousers.

Thought cock was one of the ultimate personal belongings. 

[Bastet]

I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.

If they growl, growl back. You might actually get lucky. Know what I mean?

Who knows, perhaps it will lead to a getting to know you ass sniffing.

Rage won't let me sniff his asshole. 

["couldbecousin"]

If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.

That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about.  Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans.

OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.

* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *

  But they make wonderful cakes!  Can't you love them for that? 

I should watch TLC more often. If I see all those gigantic cakes made by Buddy, my appetite completely goes. Too big, too much, too everything.

Klootwijk, on the other hand, seeing one of his programs, I just want to eat. Pity you don't know Dutch. Wouter Klootwijk makes beautiful television.

* realises this could be in another thread too *

  Cross-post it then!  That's what a true postwhore would do! 

I did, I did, I did.

I was so proud of myself when I did.

I heard your voice in my head, telling me to do so, the moment after I wrote this one. 

  I am so proud of my bovine friend.  You have done well. 

[El-Presidente]

Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm

Some times I touched their things

They are remarkably confused by this

Do you mean 'things' as in penis? *Casually unzips fly 

No >:I I mean as in their personal belongings >:I

Oh. *Tucks cock back in trousers.

Thought cock was one of the ultimate personal belongings. 

Very good point. *slowly unzips fly again

[El-Presidente]

I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.

If they growl, growl back. You might actually get lucky. Know what I mean?

Who knows, perhaps it will lead to a getting to know you ass sniffing.

Rage won't let me sniff his asshole. 

You can sniff mine. 

["couldbecousin"]

I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.

If they growl, growl back. You might actually get lucky. Know what I mean?

Who knows, perhaps it will lead to a getting to know you ass sniffing.

Rage won't let me sniff his asshole. 

You can sniff mine. 

  Disclaimer: The above post, while including my likeness, in no way reflects my opinions or personality. 

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[McGiver]

They other day this dude was going on and on about his $100 haircut.
He had it coming. I pet him.

[Jesse]

They other day this dude was going on and on about his $100 haircut.
He had it coming. I pet him.

Haha.

["couldbecousin"]

They other day this dude was going on and on about his $100 haircut.
He had it coming. I pet him.

  I have wasted a lot of money over the years, but $100 for a haircut is worthy of a slap!   

[Jack]

Have had two bad haircuts in a row; which means about six months of being dissatisfied and growing it out. It's because of cheaping out. Am now looking for someone new and would gladly pay that right now to get what I want. Would also return and tip well. Professional stylist who know what they're doing are paid well.