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Why not pet people?
« on: April 04, 2013, 10:36:37 AM »
If you see a cute dog or cat you want to pet them.  If you see a deer in the wild, looking so calm and tame, you want to pet it.
Then why, pray tell, do we not have the same desire to pet other people?
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2013, 10:42:45 AM »
Actually when I see a deer I want to eat it. Venison is the most delicious thing ever, aside from particularly well cooked yellowfin tuna steaks.

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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2013, 11:16:18 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 04, 2013, 10:42:45 AM
Actually when I see a deer I want to eat it. Venison is the most delicious thing ever, aside from particularly well cooked yellowfin tuna steaks.

Venison is possibly the finest meat on this earth. I see most animals as delicious food. As for pet people, I wouldn't want a pet person but I see plenty of girls I want to stroke.  :mischief:
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2013, 11:46:42 AM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 04, 2013, 11:16:18 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 04, 2013, 10:42:45 AM
Actually when I see a deer I want to eat it. Venison is the most delicious thing ever, aside from particularly well cooked yellowfin tuna steaks.

Venison is possibly the finest meat on this earth. I see most animals as delicious food. As for pet people, I wouldn't want a pet person but I see plenty of girls I want to stroke.  :mischief:

You have good taste sir. Its a rich and "heavy" meat, but its still tender when cooked about medium rare. It is very fine.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2013, 11:53:54 AM »
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2013, 12:47:24 PM »
Quote from: McMorrison on April 04, 2013, 11:53:54 AM
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.

If they growl, growl back. You might actually get lucky. Know what I mean? :zoinks:
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2013, 12:52:25 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 04, 2013, 12:47:24 PM
Quote from: McMorrison on April 04, 2013, 11:53:54 AM
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.

If they growl, growl back. You might actually get lucky. Know what I mean? :zoinks:
Who knows, perhaps it will lead to a getting to know you ass sniffing.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2013, 01:00:27 PM »
Asses and homosexuality is alfonso's specialty. Ask him about it.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2013, 01:24:08 PM »
Quote from: McMorrison on April 04, 2013, 11:53:54 AM
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.

If they growl then smack them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say No! in a firm voice.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2013, 01:38:25 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 04, 2013, 01:24:08 PM
Quote from: McMorrison on April 04, 2013, 11:53:54 AM
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.

If they growl then smack them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say No! in a firm voice.

The hive has spoken. You will now carry a rolled newspaper around with you, and go around petting people. Bonus points if you make a newspaper holster and draw the newspaper like a gun when people protest.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2013, 04:08:46 PM »
 :laugh:

I got cuddled in the streets, not too long ago.  :hyke:
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2013, 06:19:25 PM »
Quote from: McMorrison on April 04, 2013, 11:53:54 AM
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.
If they growl you have to hit them on the nose with the newspaper and say 'NO' in a firm voice
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2013, 06:35:28 PM »
Echo.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2013, 09:42:56 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2013, 04:08:46 PM
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I got cuddled in the streets, not too long ago.  :hyke:

  I'm not surprised.  Who could resist a cuddly chocolate bovine?  :heart:
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2013, 11:12:01 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2013, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2013, 04:08:46 PM
:laugh:

I got cuddled in the streets, not too long ago.  :hyke:

  I'm not surprised.  Who could resist a cuddly chocolate bovine?  :heart:
I now wonder how the wife of the cuddler would have reacted if he had tried taking a bite.  :laugh:

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