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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2013, 09:12:33 AM »
Bar soap. I leave hairs in it and pee on it to mark it as mine.  :doggie:

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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2013, 09:36:45 AM »
Bar soap. I leave hairs in it and pee on it to mark it as mine.  :doggie:

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I imagine that people take the bar of soap and scrubs their as hole with it.
Have you ever picked up a bar o soap that smelled like ass?
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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2013, 09:55:23 AM »
Bar soap. I leave hairs in it and pee on it to mark it as mine.  :doggie:

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*hides soap*
I imagine that people take the bar of soap and scrubs their as hole with it.
Have you ever picked up a bar o soap that smelled like ass?

I don't use other people's bars of soap, so if it smells like ass it's my ass it smells like. :thumbup:

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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2013, 10:53:12 AM »
Bar soap. I leave hairs in it and pee on it to mark it as mine.  :doggie:

 :zombiefuck:

*hides soap*
I imagine that people take the bar of soap and scrubs their as hole with it.
Have you ever picked up a bar o soap that smelled like ass?

I know I do. I love soaping up my jacksie.

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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2013, 11:31:59 AM »
Bar soap. I leave hairs in it and pee on it to mark it as mine.  :doggie:

 :zombiefuck:

*hides soap*
I imagine that people take the bar of soap and scrubs their as hole with it.
Have you ever picked up a bar o soap that smelled like ass?

I know I do. I love soaping up my jacksie.
photos or it didn't happen. Lmao.
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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2013, 12:58:48 PM »
Pump.  Bar soap if fucking disgusting.  It just traps and re-shares whatever it was supposed to wash.
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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2013, 01:08:52 PM »
Pump.  Bar soap if fucking disgusting.  It just traps and re-shares whatever it was supposed to wash.

I'm always polite with bar soap. I remove any hairs stuck to the surface and rinse well.

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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2013, 01:33:19 PM »
Bar soap. I leave hairs in it and pee on it to mark it as mine.  :doggie:

 :zombiefuck:

*hides soap*
I imagine that people take the bar of soap and scrubs their as hole with it.
Have you ever picked up a bar o soap that smelled like ass?

I know I do. I love soaping up my jacksie.
photos or it didn't happen. Lmao.
Good clean fun.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2013, 10:51:11 AM »
shower gel any time. The smell most bar soap has is foul, and I hate touching the stuff.
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Re: Bar or pump.
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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2013, 11:25:27 PM »


OK, the exception.

That's the one I tried to get, when I still had bar soap. The shop I got it doesn't exist any more.
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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2013, 12:17:42 PM »
I have to order it online, can't find it around here.

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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2013, 02:42:03 PM »
Now I want to have it again.  :laugh:

I used to keep the wraps, after unpacking them, because of the great scent. Stored unused bars between my clothes.

Sandalwood was the best fragrance that brand made. I'm going to find out where to get it. At a shop, or online. Will put bars between my piles of clothes again.

Thanks for bringing back good memories. The shop I got it was a shop where they sold the most weird collection of things. All kinds of stuff you would not find elsewhere. One of the few shops I liked to go shopping in, it kept surprising me, in a good way.
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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2013, 05:27:07 PM »
  I love the smell of sandalwood.  If I used sandalwood soap, I'd be a man magnet.  :tard:
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Re: Bar or pump.
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2013, 05:47:47 PM »
  I love the smell of sandalwood.  If I used sandalwood soap, I'd be a man magnet.  :tard:


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