Okay, pathetic, retarded failtroll, if you insist!
I am a 24 yr old Aspie living in a small apartment on a noisy, busy street in a neighbourhood I really dislike, because there are many thugs around. I enjoy video games, such as The Legend of Zelda and Sonic the Hedgehog.
I don't speak to my parents much. They've never understood me, and they ALWAYS go out of their way to criticise everything I do, right down to how I speak, walk... Breath.
I'm socially anxious, and so haven't had any luck making friends IRL, but I try to satisfy my social and sexual desires using the Internet, to no avail so far. I've been banned from more forums than I can count for various reasons, and mainstream social networks such as Facebook have never appealed to me.
One last thing, there's only one thing more pathetic than being me - having such a shitty life that you'd WANT to be, wouldn't you agree, Mr Impersonator?