Religions and religions

[Pyraxis]

A pledge that when undertaken qualifies one for some kind of knighthood/warrior status....like the Protectors of the World... or something.

How would it confer warrior status if violence, war and weaponry are forbidden?

[sg1008]

A pledge that when undertaken qualifies one for some kind of knighthood/warrior status....like the Protectors of the World... or something.

How would it confer warrior status if violence, war and weaponry are forbidden?

Good point. We shall be monks.

["couldbecousin"]

A whole fuckload more Thou Shall Nots.  Fuck that! I don't believe any of that invisible friend bs. God can piss up a rope.

  PPK is going to hell for that!      However, the dog is not, as dogs have only mortal souls.

["couldbecousin"]

A pledge that when undertaken qualifies one for some kind of knighthood/warrior status....like the Protectors of the World... or something.

How would it confer warrior status if violence, war and weaponry are forbidden?

Good point. We shall be monks.

  I can't hold a pose like that ^ for any length of time, my legs are too fat. 

[sg1008]

A pledge that when undertaken qualifies one for some kind of knighthood/warrior status....like the Protectors of the World... or something.

How would it confer warrior status if violence, war and weaponry are forbidden?

Good point. We shall be monks.

  I can't hold a pose like that ^ for any length of time, my legs are too fat. 

We will help you....with a chair.

["couldbecousin"]

A pledge that when undertaken qualifies one for some kind of knighthood/warrior status....like the Protectors of the World... or something.

How would it confer warrior status if violence, war and weaponry are forbidden?

Good point. We shall be monks.

  I can't hold a pose like that ^ for any length of time, my legs are too fat. 

We will help you....with a chair.

  Oh good!  I can sit all day and be the warrior/monk dispatcher!   

[sg1008]

A pledge that when undertaken qualifies one for some kind of knighthood/warrior status....like the Protectors of the World... or something.

How would it confer warrior status if violence, war and weaponry are forbidden?

Good point. We shall be monks.

  I can't hold a pose like that ^ for any length of time, my legs are too fat. 

We will help you....with a chair.

  Oh good!  I can sit all day and be the warrior/monk dispatcher!   

Your job will be to make cakes for each peace treaty we sign, which will be renewed monthly.

["couldbecousin"]

  ^ I'll be happy to bake for world peace.  Good cake fills the soul with goodwill! 

[sg1008]

  ^ I'll be happy to bake for world peace.  Good cake fills the soul with goodwill! 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I wish there was a way that humans could abandon the need for this type of nonsense.

[sg1008]

awwwwww maaaaaaaan.

My opinions have shifted slightly.

New paradigm 

And for some reason I am starting a new line for every new sentence.

 

[Pyraxis]

What is the new paradigm?

[sg1008]

What is the new paradigm?

That (ironically) it appears that the saintly reformists were actually human rights advocates...and therefore....human rights (and responsibilities) are the new paradigm for religious adherence. The only stories may actually prove useful...

 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

What is the new paradigm?

That (ironically) it appears that the saintly reformists were actually human rights advocates...and therefore....human rights (and responsibilities) are the new paradigm for religious adherence. The only stories may actually prove useful...

 

I'd hardly call John Calvin or Martin Luther human rights advocates.   

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Bump.

After having witnessed the SJW movement in all of its ugliness, I'm convinced that people do need to believe in magical sky daddys in order to prevent them from beleiving in SJW post-modernist bullshit.