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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2013, 07:32:06 PM »
Quote from: Myles on March 26, 2013, 11:29:22 AM


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Do you give good blowjobs?

Ahem, no.



Ah well. Guess you'll have to practice.

Might as well start with scrap, since he seems in need of one.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2013, 07:43:29 PM »
You'll soon learn that no thread here stays on topic if it has more than one post.  That in mind, hold on to your knickers.  It's going to be a hell of a ride.  Welcome.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2013, 08:39:16 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on March 26, 2013, 07:32:06 PM
Quote from: Myles on March 26, 2013, 11:29:22 AM


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Do you give good blowjobs?

Ahem, no.



Ah well. Guess you'll have to practice.

Might as well start with scrap, since he seems in need of one.

I could do without the teeth marks on my dick thankyouverymuch!! :elvis:
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2013, 11:32:02 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 26, 2013, 07:43:29 PM
You'll soon learn that no thread here stays on topic if it has more than one post.  That in mind, hold on to your knickers.  It's going to be a hell of a ride.  Welcome.

Pfft...I can go off topic in one post.


Quote from: Scrapheap on March 26, 2013, 08:39:16 PM


I could do without the teeth marks on my dick thankyouverymuch!! :elvis:

Oh. Isn't knocking their teeth out a part of training 'em?

Realizing (as I start getting used to it again) how much I like SMF.

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2013, 11:51:33 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on March 26, 2013, 05:01:44 PM
Quote from: Myles on March 26, 2013, 11:00:49 AM
Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~
Kiss Scraps ass

you dumb shit

You're in a good mood. :zoinks:
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2013, 10:59:51 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 26, 2013, 11:51:33 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on March 26, 2013, 05:01:44 PM
Quote from: Myles on March 26, 2013, 11:00:49 AM
Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~
Kiss Scraps ass

you dumb shit

You're in a good mood. :zoinks:

YEah I noticed that too.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2013, 11:33:19 AM »
I think the n00b got chased off.  :dunno:
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2013, 11:48:39 AM »
Geeze. And we were being friendly.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2013, 12:05:56 PM »
This place ain't for everyone.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2013, 01:15:48 PM »
Maybe (s)he doesn't like being face raped?  ???
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2013, 02:01:56 PM »
 :cbc:
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 27, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
I think the n00b got chased off.  :dunno:

Ahem, no. This may be a rather outlandish concept to the likes of you, but I actually have friends and a fairly decent job, and therefore, am unable to spend time on the Internet 24/7.

Quote from: Calandale on March 27, 2013, 01:15:48 PM
Maybe (s)he doesn't like being face raped?  ???

You're hilarious.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2013, 02:29:12 PM »
Hey Myles.. welcome here.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2013, 02:35:04 PM »
Welcome to the cesspool.

You will learn soon enough that we are trolls, but it is all in good fun.

Think of Statler and Waldorf, and that should give you an idea of around half of us.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2013, 04:19:54 PM »
Quote from: Myles on March 27, 2013, 02:01:56 PM
Ahem, no. This may be a rather outlandish concept to the likes of you, but I actually have friends and a fairly decent job, and therefore, am unable to spend time on the Internet 24/7.

Tell me more about these strange concepts.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2013, 04:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Myles on March 27, 2013, 02:01:56 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 27, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
I think the n00b got chased off.  :dunno:

Ahem, no. This may be a rather outlandish concept to the likes of you, but I actually have friends and a fairly decent job, and therefore, am unable to spend time on the Internet 24/7.

HA! what a bullshitter! :rofl:

You'd actually have us believe that there's a world, outside of our computer screens, where people interact?? :screwy:
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