Hello, New Here!

[Myles]

Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~

[odeon]

Welcome, etc.

How did you find us?

[Scrapheap]

Do you give good blowjobs?

[RageBeoulve]

Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~

Like the fact that you chose a wolf for your avvie, Frank. Thats your name by the way, frank. Hows it, frank? Do you like intensity, frankie?

[odeon]

Frank?

[RageBeoulve]

Frank?

Yeah since he made such a point of wanting to by called Myles, i'm calling him frank. Lol.

So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?

[odeon]

Frank?

Yeah since he made such a point of wanting to by called Myles, i'm calling him frank. Lol.

So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?

 

I'm probably missing something here, the spazz I am.

[Myles]

Welcome, etc.

How did you find us?

Oh, I often lurk on the likes of Wrong Planet and Aspies For Freedom. I've seen this forum referenced there on many occasions.

Do you give good blowjobs?

Ahem, no.

Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~

Like the fact that you chose a wolf for your avvie, Frank. Thats your name by the way, frank. Hows it, frank? Do you like intensity, frankie?

My name isn't Frank. It is, however, Frederick! You were very close!

I like the look of this site.

So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?

Not at all.

[RageBeoulve]

Frank?

Yeah since he made such a point of wanting to by called Myles, i'm calling him frank. Lol.

So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?

 

I'm probably missing something here, the spazz I am.

I'm being cheeky by calling him something other than what he asked to be called. Frank was just a random name that popped in my head. Geddit?!

[odeon]

Frank?

Yeah since he made such a point of wanting to by called Myles, i'm calling him frank. Lol.

So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?

 

I'm probably missing something here, the spazz I am.

I'm being cheeky by calling him something other than what he asked to be called. Frank was just a random name that popped in my head. Geddit?!

[RageBeoulve]

My name isn't Frank. It is, however, Frederick! You were very close!

I like the look of this site.

Wtf I thought of fred, too. I would have guessed your name!

[Al Swearegen]

Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~

Wow, that was a pretty heavy intro. I especially liked the bit about us not getting an opportunity to troll your physical presence. Very tough and menacing.
I am chewing glass as I type, just for fun. I am an internet tough guy too.
All good though mate. Glad to have you on board.
Kick back and relax. This is quite an easy going board and you don't have to fall over yourself to be PC or fit in.
Btw Scrap gives bad blowjobs he was just after technique tips

[Scrapheap]

Do you give good blowjobs?

Ahem, no.

What good are you for then?? as the n00b, it's your turn "in the barrel" if you catch my drift.

[Jack]

Welcome.

[skyblue1]

Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~

Kiss Scraps ass

you dumb shit