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Hello, New Here!
« on: March 26, 2013, 11:00:49 AM »
Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2013, 11:08:42 AM »
Welcome, etc. :)

How did you find us?
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2013, 11:09:44 AM »
Do you give good blowjobs?

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2013, 11:12:36 AM »
Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~

Like the fact that you chose a wolf for your avvie, Frank. Thats your name by the way, frank. Hows it, frank? Do you like intensity, frankie?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2013, 11:23:30 AM »
Frank?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2013, 11:24:53 AM »
Frank?

Yeah since he made such a point of wanting to by called Myles, i'm calling him frank. Lol.

So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2013, 11:27:47 AM »
Frank?

Yeah since he made such a point of wanting to by called Myles, i'm calling him frank. Lol.

So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?

 :tard:

I'm probably missing something here, the spazz I am.
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2013, 11:29:22 AM »
Welcome, etc. :)

How did you find us?

Oh, I often lurk on the likes of Wrong Planet and Aspies For Freedom. I've seen this forum referenced there on many occasions.

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Do you give good blowjobs?

Ahem, no.

Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~

Like the fact that you chose a wolf for your avvie, Frank. Thats your name by the way, frank. Hows it, frank? Do you like intensity, frankie?

My name isn't Frank. It is, however, Frederick! You were very close!

I like the look of this site.

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So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?

Not at all.

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2013, 11:29:51 AM »
Frank?

Yeah since he made such a point of wanting to by called Myles, i'm calling him frank. Lol.

So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?

 :tard:

I'm probably missing something here, the spazz I am.

I'm being cheeky by calling him something other than what he asked to be called. Frank was just a random name that popped in my head. Geddit?! :zoinks:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2013, 11:31:00 AM »
Frank?

Yeah since he made such a point of wanting to by called Myles, i'm calling him frank. Lol.

So frankfurter, you the sensitive type?

 :tard:

I'm probably missing something here, the spazz I am.

I'm being cheeky by calling him something other than what he asked to be called. Frank was just a random name that popped in my head. Geddit?! :zoinks:

:asthing:
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2013, 11:32:58 AM »
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My name isn't Frank. It is, however, Frederick! You were very close!

I like the look of this site.

Wtf I thought of fred, too. I would have guessed your name!

« Last Edit: March 26, 2013, 11:57:43 AM by RageBeoulve »
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2013, 11:51:11 AM »
Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~

Wow, that was a pretty heavy intro. I especially liked the bit about us not getting an opportunity to troll your physical presence. Very tough and menacing.
I am chewing glass as I type, just for fun. I am an internet tough guy too.
All good though mate. Glad to have you on board.
Kick back and relax. This is quite an easy going board and you don't have to fall over yourself to be PC or fit in.
Btw Scrap gives bad blowjobs he was just after technique tips
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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2013, 02:34:57 PM »
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Do you give good blowjobs?

Ahem, no.


What good are you for then?? as the n00b, it's your turn "in the barrel" if you catch my drift.

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2013, 04:32:01 PM »
Welcome.

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Re: Hello, New Here!
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2013, 05:01:44 PM »
Hello, everyone. Around the Internet, and sometimes in real life, I go by Myles. It goes without saying, that you are permitted to address me by that name, for now, anyway.

Born to English parents, I grew up on a farm in the Scottish highlands for seven years where I was home-schooled, before moving to London. I have had many jobs over the years, some of which would be unwise to post about online ... And others which have been fairly mundane.

I do not care about people's opinions of me, so go ahead and troll to your heart's content. Have your fun with me from behind your screen, because you most definitely would not get such an opportunity in my physical presence.

I am entirely comfortable with who I am. I accept that I have a lot of arrogance, and that I'm a very anti-social person at times, but I am also a very loyal friend to people I trust, and hopefully, I will come to consider you all to be friends.

That is all for now.

~ Myles ~
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