Lol I am also gareth nelson aka cassanov Frankenstein.
I too am Gareth, you got me. 
Indeed we are. If any guests haven't figured out now, everyone here is just one man. ME, gareth nelson. I sit on the computer al day on multiple different sites using thousands of usernames to carry out thousands of alter egos, because I am the OVERLORD GARETH NELSON MUUUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA