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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #105 on: December 05, 2014, 12:21:26 AM »
Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big?  :zoinks:

Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #106 on: December 05, 2014, 12:25:08 AM »
Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big?  :zoinks:

Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #107 on: December 05, 2014, 12:33:42 AM »
Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big?  :zoinks:

Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:

:moomin:

You will pay for this.

If you can catch me. :trollface:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #108 on: December 05, 2014, 06:21:53 AM »
Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big?  :zoinks:

Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:

:moomin:

You will pay for this.

If you can catch me. :trollface:

Here I am, chasing you with a couple of my friends. You'd better hope you're faster than we are.

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #109 on: December 05, 2014, 08:38:28 AM »
Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big?  :zoinks:

Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:

:moomin:

You will pay for this.

If you can catch me. :trollface:

Here I am, chasing you with a couple of my friends. You'd better hope you're faster than we are.

:mastodon:      :moomin: :fatchef: :witch1: :litigious: :plane:

I suspect that you'll never catch up. :orly:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #110 on: December 06, 2014, 02:33:15 AM »
Perhaps the roles will be reversed at some point.

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #111 on: December 08, 2014, 06:51:44 AM »
Perhaps the roles will be reversed at some point.

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #112 on: December 08, 2014, 02:38:28 PM »
The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #113 on: December 08, 2014, 02:41:27 PM »
The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.

Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #114 on: December 08, 2014, 02:55:32 PM »
The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.

Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:

Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #115 on: December 08, 2014, 03:09:41 PM »
The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.

Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:

Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.

That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #116 on: December 08, 2014, 03:21:05 PM »
The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.

Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:

Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.

That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:

That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,











on the grill.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #117 on: December 08, 2014, 03:23:53 PM »
The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.

Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:

Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.

That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:

That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,











on the grill.

:runaway:

I'll offer a sacrifice in my place: :cbc:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #118 on: December 08, 2014, 03:27:02 PM »
The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.

Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:

Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.

That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:

That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,











on the grill.

:runaway:

I'll offer a sacrifice in my place: :cbc:

I think Odeon wants meat, and a hatched egg will not do either. Not enough meat.

Ancient Mastodon flesh has an aroma that is irresistible for most northern people. (You'd better watch your back when Zegh is around too).
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: ODEON IS SEXY
« Reply #119 on: December 08, 2014, 03:39:41 PM »
That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:

That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,











on the grill.

:runaway:

I'll offer a sacrifice in my place: :cbc:

I think Odeon wants meat, and a hatched egg will not do either. Not enough meat.

Ancient Mastodon flesh has an aroma that is irresistible for most northern people. (You'd better watch your back when Zegh is around too).

I'll need some herring to distract the hungry northerners while I run away: :runaway: :fish: :moomin:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.