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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #90 on: March 08, 2014, 04:10:32 AM »


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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #91 on: March 08, 2014, 01:29:21 PM »
my old camaro that I recently had to sell cause it had too many issues  :'(


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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #92 on: March 09, 2014, 01:40:20 AM »
Hi Jman. Long time no see.

Sorry but that Camaro pic is a bit like a blurry paparazzi photo with a topless Joan Collins. Whatever it is, it could well have been a hottie once upon a time but the image is blurry and the object questionable. Not exactly fap material.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #93 on: March 09, 2014, 05:05:49 AM »
I drive a 1994 (yeah, it is 20 years old!) Mazda 323 Astina and found out they are compatible with Ford when it comes to parts.

I would like a Mini but they are too expensive. The first car ebm posted I like very much.:)

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #94 on: March 09, 2014, 05:11:49 AM »
Hi Jman. Long time no see.

Sorry but that Camaro pic is a bit like a blurry paparazzi photo with a topless Joan Collins. Whatever it is, it could well have been a hottie once upon a time but the image is blurry and the object questionable. Not exactly fap material.

Looks like a cell phone pic taken before cell phones had sixteen megapixel imagery capabilities.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #95 on: March 09, 2014, 11:36:40 PM »
I drive a 1994 (yeah, it is 20 years old!) Mazda 323 Astina and found out they are compatible with Ford when it comes to parts.

I would like a Mini but they are too expensive. The first car ebm posted I like very much.:)



Mazda used to be owned by Ford. Not sure if that is still the case since they've sold off most of their brands.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #96 on: March 09, 2014, 11:39:42 PM »


I want.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #97 on: March 11, 2014, 12:52:51 AM »
Hi Jman. Long time no see.

Sorry but that Camaro pic is a bit like a blurry paparazzi photo with a topless Joan Collins. Whatever it is, it could well have been a hottie once upon a time but the image is blurry and the object questionable. Not exactly fap material.

It was taken with my old cell phone. That's why the quality is shit.

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #98 on: March 11, 2014, 07:30:11 AM »
Hi Jman. Long time no see.

Sorry but that Camaro pic is a bit like a blurry paparazzi photo with a topless Joan Collins. Whatever it is, it could well have been a hottie once upon a time but the image is blurry and the object questionable. Not exactly fap material.

Pretty sure I saw one like that running around once or twice. If that was it, the photo didn't do it justice.  :thumbup:



Spotted one of those running the road all day yesterday. Warm weather is bringing them out of hiding.

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #99 on: March 11, 2014, 11:27:32 PM »
Spotted a Gallardo yesterday. The one I saw was black, though.

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #100 on: March 11, 2014, 11:29:20 PM »
A modern take on the E-Type, the Eagle Speedster.



I have to say, it's gorgeous.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #101 on: March 12, 2014, 10:57:38 PM »
^ it has a car-face.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #102 on: March 12, 2014, 11:32:32 PM »


I miss my XK sometimes. :-\
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #103 on: March 27, 2014, 10:18:19 PM »




I want.


The new F-Type is fucking beautiful.









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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #104 on: March 27, 2014, 11:33:54 PM »
Awesome.

They've made some fab cars. Here's a slightly older one.

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