This *is* an orgy.
Woohoo I was sat behind a real fuckfest today. Sat there, waiting to turn right, in my little mini and minding my own business... between tracks I heard a beautiful sound. It was the car in front. There was something a-throbbin under the bonnet of the car in front.
It was a Merc SL55 AMG. I did not see the car head on but I could tell it was a 2 door, cheeky little number. It had a sexy rear end and 4 exhausts.
![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
I got home and looked the model up on ebay, thinking I would never ever be able to afford one.
I found this
![](http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/321256734769_1_0_1/1000x1000.jpg)
Chrome is a bit too flashy, but handy to check if bum is looking big in whatever clothes
![Vivi :eyelash:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/eyelash.gif)
this is it with the roof on
![](http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/OTcyWDEyOTY=/z/aDIAAMXQfvlSj2uM/$_12.JPG)
£15k which is dooable - ish if i sold my mini and my old merc, and sold my soul and maybe did a bank job.
Then I found this
![](http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/10QAAOxyOlhS9fpr/$_12.JPG)
which is advertised as 'Jeremy Clarkson's' old car!
![Shocked :o](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)
(would want to check interior for stains)
£14k
The car I sat behind was silver, though
![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
Feeling hungry for more, I visited the Mercedes website. You can tinker with the paint colours, interior, wheels etc and I came up with this
![](http://www2.mercedes-benz.co.uk/pab/tuejj17/733/b/d8/d5ed4b808d8d14548f0f01932acc0dc5d5508.jpg)
![](http://www2.mercedes-benz.co.uk/pab/tuejj17/733/e/4f/a3b16c71c89393fcec69cb4db94b2e0ae6a05.jpg)
![](http://www2.mercedes-benz.co.uk/pab/tuejj17/733/0/a2/fa586e831137d7def3c64045efb9736056e53.jpg)
OK this would set me back a cool £142k - but look at the wheels on it
![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
It has a sleazy 5.4L V8 engine!
Dirty, hot sex on wheels!