Salutations great ones

[odeon]

Never mind scrap. Coherence isn't his strong suit.

[El-Presidente]

Never mind scrap. Coherence isn't his strong suit.

I mind not! He seems a funny little chap.

[El-Presidente]

Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!! 

You are very cute little boy! You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality. I speak of hell where Satan shall torment you for all eternity. You shall be roasted over the searing gale of flatus that emits from the shit smeared haunches of the cacodemon Asmoday. You shall be raped with the member of Iblis and his seed shall be of burning sand and broken glass. Oh the terror you shall endure! But I shall be in heaven with 72 maidens. Remember this child as you pave your path to hell as you perform self-abuse and spill your seed to images of men committing unnatural acts on each other.

Also, isn't this cow funny? 

I see you have met Scrap. Scrap is an asshat. If you give him too much shit he will get angry and leave for a few days or even many months. But he always comes back. Like a Prodigal Son. Of course he would be the Prodigal  Son you locked in the basement out of shame and embarrassment, but Prodigal Son nonetheless.

How much shit must I give? How much is too much.

[Jack]

Jack approves of your language patterns, El-Presidente, very unique and interesting.

[Al Swearegen]

Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!! 

You are very cute little boy! You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality. I speak of hell where Satan shall torment you for all eternity. You shall be roasted over the searing gale of flatus that emits from the shit smeared haunches of the cacodemon Asmoday. You shall be raped with the member of Iblis and his seed shall be of burning sand and broken glass. Oh the terror you shall endure! But I shall be in heaven with 72 maidens. Remember this child as you pave your path to hell as you perform self-abuse and spill your seed to images of men committing unnatural acts on each other.

Also, isn't this cow funny? 

I see you have met Scrap. Scrap is an asshat. If you give him too much shit he will get angry and leave for a few days or even many months. But he always comes back. Like a Prodigal Son. Of course he would be the Prodigal  Son you locked in the basement out of shame and embarrassment, but Prodigal Son nonetheless.

How much shit must I give? How much is too much.

Depends. When you are at the gym and you hear someone making a lot of noise doing benchpresses and notice he is not really doing much for the effort he seems to put in, are you the type to laugh at the guy, or chuckle to yourself or feel a bit of embarrassment for the guy? This will dictate your actions to Scrap. I mostly chuckle to myself.

[skyblue1]

Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

Isnt  El-Presidente a spanish term and not Iranian?

I doubt your authenticity


Just saying

[El-Presidente]

Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

Isnt  El-Presidente a spanish term and not Iranian?

I doubt your authenticity


Just saying

Oh dear you silly fellow, in Iran the main language is Farsi, there is no such language as Iranian. My title is just for whimsical joy. You over-analyse my friend.

[El-Presidente]

Jack approves of your language patterns, El-Presidente, very unique and interesting.

Thank you Mr Jack, may Allah smile upon you.

[Scrapheap]

You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality.

No, it is you suffering a fate worse than faggotry.

The worst fate one can suffer is to be a muslim.

 

[RageBeoulve]

Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

Isnt  El-Presidente a spanish term and not Iranian?

I doubt your authenticity


Just saying

Oh dear you silly fellow, in Iran the main language is Farsi, there is no such language as Iranian. My title is just for whimsical joy. You over-analyse my friend.

I think the title may have something to do with the movie bananas by woody allen, if i'm as sharp as I think I am.

[skyblue1]

Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

Isnt  El-Presidente a spanish term and not Iranian?

I doubt your authenticity


Just saying

Oh dear you silly fellow, in Iran the main language is Farsi, there is no such language as Iranian. My title is just for whimsical joy. You over-analyse my friend.

Ahhhh, yes I see the farce now

You persians and your clever wit

[El-Presidente]

You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality.

No, it is you suffering a fate worse than faggotry.

The worst fate one can suffer is to be a muslim.

 

What a cute and funny little boy you are. I love it when failtrolls act tough. You keep trying tiger! *playfully ruffles hair

[Scrapheap]

You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality.

No, it is you suffering a fate worse than faggotry.

The worst fate one can suffer is to be a muslim.

 

What a cute and funny little boy you are. I love it when failtrolls act tough. You keep trying tiger! *playfully ruffles hair

"Acting tough"? that wasn't acting tough, that was a test to see if you were actually a muslim. Apparently not.

So, are you really an Iranian? probably not. I bet you're something even lower than a towel head, like perhaps an Aussie.

[Al Swearegen]

Nice try Scrap. Stick to boob pics. It is all you are good for.
You honestly think you are better than Aussies? At your best you were not an Aussie's arsehole. You are not at your best.

[Jack]

Can't see your avatar, Scrap.

Thank you Mr Jack, may Allah smile upon you.

Am female.