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Salutations great ones
« on: March 09, 2013, 09:04:42 AM »
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2013, 09:25:54 AM »
Your Excellency nice to see you here :hyke:
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2013, 09:32:44 AM »
G'day :)
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2013, 09:38:20 AM »
     :welcome:   Al is cool, how do you know him?  Are you an Aussie too?
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2013, 09:50:30 AM »
Welcome.
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2013, 09:51:27 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 09, 2013, 09:38:20 AM
     :welcome:   Al is cool, how do you know him?  Are you an Aussie too?

Australia is a great nation, Aussies are great people and Mr Swearengen is great among the great, this is known to all.
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2013, 10:23:21 AM »
Supreme ruler, would you like for me to explain to you why the tip of the nuclear missle is round and not pointy?
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2013, 10:39:10 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 09, 2013, 10:23:21 AM
Supremes ruler, would you like for me to explain to you why the tip of the nuclear missle is round and not pointy?

You are a capricious one! The answer is so it more resembles the glorious male member  :vibe:
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2013, 10:43:59 AM »
Er, well Supreme ruler thats not exactly the reason. The reason is for improved payload delivery but you are most wise in your thinking to say this. I had not thought of it. We shall change the reason immediately. *claps hands twice, small people in lab coats run in*
« Last Edit: March 09, 2013, 10:48:33 AM by RageBeoulve »
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2013, 11:23:12 AM »
Welcome, El-Presidente.

Is it true there are no homosexuals in Iran? Or are we just kidding ourselves?
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2013, 11:25:04 AM »
Welcome, etc.
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2013, 02:25:02 PM »
Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!!  :finger:
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2013, 03:57:10 AM »
Quote from: Calavera on March 09, 2013, 11:23:12 AM
Welcome, El-Presidente.

Is it true there are no homosexuals in Iran? Or are we just kidding ourselves?

It is true! There are no shirt lifters in Iran.
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2013, 04:08:55 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 09, 2013, 02:25:02 PM
Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!!  :finger:

You are very cute little boy! You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality. I speak of hell where Satan shall torment you for all eternity. You shall be roasted over the searing gale of flatus that emits from the shit smeared haunches of the cacodemon Asmoday. You shall be raped with the member of Iblis and his seed shall be of burning sand and broken glass. Oh the terror you shall endure! But I shall be in heaven with 72 maidens. Remember this child as you pave your path to hell as you perform self-abuse and spill your seed to images of men committing unnatural acts on each other.

Also, isn't this cow funny?  :zoinks: :hyke:
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Re: Salutations great ones
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2013, 04:43:08 AM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 04:08:55 AM
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 09, 2013, 02:25:02 PM
Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!!  :finger:

You are very cute little boy! You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality. I speak of hell where Satan shall torment you for all eternity. You shall be roasted over the searing gale of flatus that emits from the shit smeared haunches of the cacodemon Asmoday. You shall be raped with the member of Iblis and his seed shall be of burning sand and broken glass. Oh the terror you shall endure! But I shall be in heaven with 72 maidens. Remember this child as you pave your path to hell as you perform self-abuse and spill your seed to images of men committing unnatural acts on each other.

Also, isn't this cow funny?  :zoinks: :hyke:

I see you have met Scrap. Scrap is an asshat. If you give him too much shit he will get angry and leave for a few days or even many months. But he always comes back. Like a Prodigal Son. Of course he would be the Prodigal  Son you locked in the basement out of shame and embarrassment, but Prodigal Son nonetheless.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap
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