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midlifeaspie

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Lawyer Jokes
« on: March 06, 2013, 04:43:44 PM »
Anybody know any particularly good ones?


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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2013, 04:49:38 PM »
No I actually see a positive use for attorneys in relation to 6th amendment issues. Present company excepted.  :hahaha:

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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2013, 04:58:18 PM »
No I actually see a positive use for attorneys in relation to 6th amendment issues. Present company excepted.  :hahaha:

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You can like lawyers and still have heard a good joke :)

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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2013, 05:04:59 PM »
If I think of any I'll be back.

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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2013, 05:23:45 PM »
might have a few bad examples


I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage.
I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.
He said, "You don't have much of a case."
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2013, 05:31:51 PM »
A bloke got arrested and charged for calling a Police Horse gay.

If I was his lawyer I would have got him off.

In all fairness, the horse was on all fours naked with a uniformed man on his back...
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2013, 05:45:31 PM »
How appropriate that when you say "Liar" in an Irish accent, it sounds like "Lawyer".
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2013, 05:52:51 PM »
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2013, 05:53:02 PM »
Not enough sand.

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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2013, 07:02:17 PM »
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2013, 07:02:31 PM »
An offer you can't understand

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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2013, 12:17:27 AM »
What do you call a lawyer who has double standards?

OneL  :hahaha:

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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 12:49:35 AM »
  What do you call a busload of lawyers going off a cliff?







   A start.  :zoinks:
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2013, 12:51:53 AM »
  Why don't sharks    :shark:    attack lawyers?

 








    Professional courtesy.  :zoinks:
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2013, 12:57:06 AM »
The stupidity of humanity FILLS ME WITH RAGE!