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Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« on: February 15, 2013, 02:38:17 PM »
I say that we here at Intensity^2 should launch a fund drive to help donate some lube to Oscar Pistorius. He's really gonna need it big time!  :lol1:

Unless he commits suicide, which I think he really SHOULD since in this situation it is the honorable thing to do, he gonna get RAPED. A LOT. And not gently....

....So let's pitch in and send him either a few tubes of K-Y Jelly or a jar of Vaseline so that he can loosen up his Luv Tunnel in order to avoid bleeding and possible rectal prolapse due to being fucked in the ass.   :zoinks:

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2013, 03:17:08 PM »
You have clearly put a lot of thought into this.  Might even say you are obsessed with it.  Just suck a dick and be done with it.  Nobody here will judge you.

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2013, 03:35:22 PM »
You have clearly put a lot of thought into this.  Might even say you are obsessed with it.  Just suck a dick and be done with it.  Nobody here will judge you.


NO U!


Regardless, I sincerely think that Pistorius should commit suicide and be done with it.

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2013, 03:44:26 PM »
You have clearly put a lot of thought into this.  Might even say you are obsessed with it.  Just suck a dick and be done with it.  Nobody here will judge you.


NO U!


Regardless, I sincerely think that Pistorius should commit suicide and be done with it.

And the crowd sits in stunned silence considering the heavy weight it places on your esteemed opinions.  :M

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2013, 10:25:16 PM »
You have clearly put a lot of thought into this.  Might even say you are obsessed with it.  Just suck a dick and be done with it.  Nobody here will judge you.


NO U!


Regardless, I sincerely think that Pistorius should commit suicide and be done with it.

And the crowd sits in stunned silence considering the heavy weight it places on your esteemed opinions.  :M



Translation: You're butthurt that I won't give you head nor fuck your dirty, HPV ridden asshole.

INB4 "lol ur ghey": I guess that prison sex is a touchy subject for you, eh?  :hahaha:

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2013, 11:32:13 PM »
Noob.....

Pretoria or Johannesburg? Or even better yet... Cape Town?

This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2013, 11:58:43 PM »
Can we donate lube directly?  I've got plenty to spare.

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2013, 04:24:56 AM »
Can we donate lube directly?  I've got plenty to spare.

Why are you sockpuppeting, Ziyaret?
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2013, 05:12:43 AM »

Why are you sockpuppeting, Ziyaret?

Who's that?


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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2013, 05:13:02 AM »
Can we donate lube directly?  I've got plenty to spare.

Welcome.

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2013, 05:47:11 AM »

Why are you sockpuppeting, Ziyaret?

Who's that?

Ziyaret goes under a not of aliases. Here I think he was Anton_Ulles_Alles here earlier but signed up as AspieRouge. I got to know and have fun with him as Ziyaret at AFF. He is a funny kid
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2013, 03:53:49 AM »
I aint no sockpuppet, kiddo.

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2013, 07:27:00 AM »
I aint no sockpuppet, kiddo.

Sure you are  :thumbup:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2013, 02:43:27 PM »

I aint no sockpuppet, kiddo.

Seriously dude, you're not fooling anyone.  :wanker:


In fact, I already know who you are!

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Re: Oscar Pistorius fund drive
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2013, 03:52:23 PM »
In fact, I already know who you are!

Of course you do, I'd be offended if you didn't.  We met at the Cuff, we had a few drinks, we went back to your place in Magnolia...  Sound familiar?  Then you never called, you never wrote, I had to track you down from the AspieRogue tattoo on your... well, no need to talk about that in public. 

See, you remember:
Hi jeep!

I'll send you some tampons if you'd like to ease the anal bleeding from when I raped you last september.  :green:

You were a bit rough, but that's how you wanted it too.