And what the internet will do.
Basement spazzes unite!!!
Ah, the basement spazz stereotype. Internet mischief has expanded, for all you know, the weird looking hipster sitting behind you in Starbucks could have been the one to press the kill switch on a DDOS.
Anything is possible, but your scenario is unlikely as the weird looking hipster is probably getting laid and therefore doesn't have the time for such feckless pursuits.
Your attack on my sex life is acknowledged.
It was an attack (if something so mild could be called such) on basement spazzes, but if you define yourself as such then I guess it is fair that you consider it to be personally directed.