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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2013, 06:39:43 PM »
Quote from: One L on February 13, 2013, 03:22:47 PM
Forgive me father, for I have sinned .........  :viking:

No need to worry I am bringing back the sale of Indulgences with a special deal buy 9 and get your 10th free
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2013, 06:58:44 PM »
Quote from: Parts on February 13, 2013, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: One L on February 13, 2013, 03:22:47 PM
Forgive me father, for I have sinned .........  :viking:

No need to worry I am bringing back the sale of Indulgences with a special deal buy 9 and get your 10th free
I don't need indulgences. I have the Holy Handgun of Helsinki. Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch has greater power.  :mischief: :hyke: :2thumbsup:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2013, 12:15:54 AM »
The Holy Handgun of Helsinki sounds very powerful. :o
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2013, 12:42:07 AM »
You can't shoot it.  :hahaha: But you can shoot my 460 Magnum if you ever visit California.  :viking:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2013, 06:32:07 AM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 14, 2013, 12:42:07 AM
You can't shoot it.  :hahaha: But you can shoot my 460 Magnum if you ever visit California.  :viking:

Yay.  :thumbup:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2013, 06:45:30 AM »
Pope parts, why does your religion's charismatic leader bleed alcohol, anyway?  I mean, don't get me wrong, it's an awesome superpower...
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2013, 07:47:16 AM »
I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2013, 07:48:32 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 14, 2013, 07:47:16 AM
I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

  This is so exciting!  :green:  What will your papal name be?
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2013, 07:59:26 AM »
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Quote from: hykeaswell on February 14, 2013, 07:47:16 AM
I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

  This is so exciting!  :green:  What will your papal name be?

I've not decided on that yet. Thinking on what I could be doing for the church, and the world were more on my mind. I'm open to suggestions.
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2013, 09:22:19 AM »
It's going to be difficult to choose.
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2013, 06:13:46 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 14, 2013, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 14, 2013, 07:47:16 AM
I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

  This is so exciting!  :green:  What will your papal name be?

Pause Jezebel I

But won't that mean the Catholics will be worshipping the Golden Calf?
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2013, 06:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 14, 2013, 06:13:46 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 14, 2013, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 14, 2013, 07:47:16 AM
I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

  This is so exciting!  :green:  What will your papal name be?

Pause Jezebel I

But won't that mean the Catholics will be worshipping the Golden Calf?

  Even better than that!  Our bovine Pope is made of pure chocolate!  :green:
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2013, 06:24:48 PM »
If parts is the new pope, you will probably find him on saturdays, repairing things around the Vatican
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2013, 06:45:36 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on February 14, 2013, 06:24:48 PM
If parts is the new pope, you will probably find him on saturdays, repairing things around the Vatican

  No more leaky cathedrals   :fixin:   with Pope Parts on the job!
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Re: Ask the Future Pope
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2013, 06:47:47 PM »
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