The Pope Resigns

[odeon]

I reckon the Pope is a sinner and he will be saying 'hail Mary's' til he ends his days.

Which won't take very long, if the rumours are to be believed.

  Is he rumored to be terminal then? 

I haven't heard anything that claims it specifically, but he had some major surgery recently. Also, have you had a look at the guy?

  But he's the Pope!  He's supposed to look like hell! 

And this one fits the job description so well.

[bodie]

Oh gawd,  i hope he is not going to malinger on for too long.  It is better when Pope's die quickly. 

Anyway not really got a clue who is the new replacement pope but ffs why on earth do they pick decrepit old men?

[Bastet]

I hope there is a hell so he and his pedophile priests can spend an eternity burning it it. 

[odeon]

They might be the ones to define it, though.

[bodie]

i want to see a lady pope

or a black pope

or a pope with a stammer

or a blind pope

just not another decrepit old fart

[odeon]

It's what's available, though.

[bodie]

perhaps they should try the agencies?  or maybe simon cowell could find one

[odeon]

perhaps they should try the agencies?  or maybe simon cowell could find one

Simon Cowell would make a GREAT pope.

[bodie]

Oh yes, but then he would hold the world record of having the biggest ego

[odeon]

I'd tune in on his every Eastern prayer, though.

[midlifeaspie]

So, I read that the ICC might be charging him with heading an organization that hides child molesters from justice, and as such he is going to spend the rest of his life in the Vatican to avoid prosecution.  Sounds too good to be true

[P7PSP]

i want to see a lady pope

or a black pope

or a pope with a stammer

or a blind pope

just not another decrepit old fart

That part about a black pope reminds me of something.

Do you know why there aren't very many black nuns?

They keep forgetting to say superior after mother.




This may make more sense to other Americans than Euros or Ozzies.

["couldbecousin"]

So, I read that the ICC might be charging him with heading an organization that hides child molesters from justice, and as such he is going to spend the rest of his life in the Vatican to avoid prosecution.  Sounds too good to be true

  I figured his resignation was scandal-related.  What a coward, though, to hide out. 

[odeon]

So, I read that the ICC might be charging him with heading an organization that hides child molesters from justice, and as such he is going to spend the rest of his life in the Vatican to avoid prosecution.  Sounds too good to be true

Probably is. But it would be awesome.

[Parts]

So, I read that the ICC might be charging him with heading an organization that hides child molesters from justice, and as such he is going to spend the rest of his life in the Vatican to avoid prosecution.  Sounds too good to be true

Why would International Chess Club do that