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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2013, 12:40:02 AM »
I reckon the Pope is a sinner and he will be saying 'hail Mary's' til he ends his days. :orly:

Which won't take very long, if the rumours are to be believed.

  Is he rumored to be terminal then?  :orly:

I haven't heard anything that claims it specifically, but he had some major surgery recently. Also, have you had a look at the guy?

  But he's the Pope!  He's supposed to look like hell!  :laugh:

And this one fits the job description so well.
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2013, 08:07:29 PM »
Oh gawd,  i hope he is not going to malinger on for too long.  It is better when Pope's die quickly. 

Anyway not really got a clue who is the new replacement pope but ffs why on earth do they pick decrepit old men?
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2013, 08:08:17 PM »
I hope there is a hell so he and his pedophile priests can spend an eternity burning it it.  :grrr:
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2013, 03:04:32 AM »
They might be the ones to define it, though. :-\
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2013, 12:46:27 PM »
i want to see a lady pope

or a black pope

or a pope with a stammer

or a blind pope

just not another decrepit old fart
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2013, 12:51:53 PM »
It's what's available, though.
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2013, 01:07:42 PM »
perhaps they should try the agencies?  or maybe simon cowell could find one :orly:
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2013, 01:10:32 PM »
perhaps they should try the agencies?  or maybe simon cowell could find one :orly:

Simon Cowell would make a GREAT pope.
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2013, 01:13:18 PM »
Oh yes, but then he would hold the world record of having the biggest ego
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2013, 01:29:54 PM »
I'd tune in on his every Eastern prayer, though.
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2013, 10:38:54 AM »
So, I read that the ICC might be charging him with heading an organization that hides child molesters from justice, and as such he is going to spend the rest of his life in the Vatican to avoid prosecution.  Sounds too good to be true :(

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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2013, 11:02:58 AM »
i want to see a lady pope

or a black pope

or a pope with a stammer

or a blind pope

just not another decrepit old fart
That part about a black pope reminds me of something.

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They keep forgetting to say superior after mother.




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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2013, 11:10:05 AM »
So, I read that the ICC might be charging him with heading an organization that hides child molesters from justice, and as such he is going to spend the rest of his life in the Vatican to avoid prosecution.  Sounds too good to be true :(

  I figured his resignation was scandal-related.  What a coward, though, to hide out.  :thumbdn:
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2013, 01:15:11 PM »
So, I read that the ICC might be charging him with heading an organization that hides child molesters from justice, and as such he is going to spend the rest of his life in the Vatican to avoid prosecution.  Sounds too good to be true :(

Probably is. But it would be awesome.
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2013, 01:22:11 PM »
So, I read that the ICC might be charging him with heading an organization that hides child molesters from justice, and as such he is going to spend the rest of his life in the Vatican to avoid prosecution.  Sounds too good to be true :(

Why would International Chess Club do that :tard:
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