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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2013, 05:41:55 PM »
I don't see the big deal exactly. It'll be news when the Pope declares the Catholic Church to be dead.

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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2013, 05:44:00 PM »
I would like to use this opportunity to announce my bid to become the new pope.  Please refer any questions to my ask the future pope thread.  http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,20411.0.html
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2013, 06:08:42 PM »
maybe there is a big sex scandal about to break and he resigned before the altar boys go to the press
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2013, 06:13:22 PM »
maybe there is a big sex scandal about to break and he resigned before the altar boys go to the press

  I think so too.  Popes are expected to die in office, however old or sick they are.   :pope:
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2013, 07:21:59 PM »
maybe there is a big sex scandal about to break and he resigned before the altar boys go to the press

  I think so too.  Popes are expected to die in office, however old or sick they are.   :pope:
y`all are sick

he is the pope

no altar boys for him

only young priests

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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2013, 08:58:21 PM »
maybe there is a big sex scandal about to break and he resigned before the altar boys go to the press

  I think so too.  Popes are expected to die in office, however old or sick they are.   :pope:
y`all are sick

he is the pope

no altar boys for him

only young priests

...dressed up like altar boys. ;)

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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2013, 11:56:28 PM »
I don't see the big deal exactly. It'll be news when the Pope declares the Catholic Church to be dead.

The big news is that no pope has done this in 600 years.
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2013, 04:19:23 AM »
I reckon the Pope is a sinner and he will be saying 'hail Mary's' til he ends his days. :orly:

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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2013, 11:33:23 AM »
I reckon the Pope is a sinner and he will be saying 'hail Mary's' til he ends his days. :orly:

Which won't take very long, if the rumours are to be believed.
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2013, 03:21:17 PM »
I don't see the big deal exactly. It'll be news when the Pope declares the Catholic Church to be dead.

The big news is that no pope has done this in 600 years.

I'm looking forward to when the old Pope disagrees with the new Pope and devout Catholic's heads explode  :viking:

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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2013, 07:45:19 PM »
I don't see the big deal exactly. It'll be news when the Pope declares the Catholic Church to be dead.

The big news is that no pope has done this in 600 years.

I'm looking forward to when the old Pope disagrees with the new Pope and devout Catholic's heads explode  :viking:

  But the old Pope will no longer  BE  Pope, therefore no such event can occur.  :M
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2013, 07:46:10 PM »
I reckon the Pope is a sinner and he will be saying 'hail Mary's' til he ends his days. :orly:

Which won't take very long, if the rumours are to be believed.

  Is he rumored to be terminal then?  :orly:
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2013, 12:07:16 AM »
I reckon the Pope is a sinner and he will be saying 'hail Mary's' til he ends his days. :orly:

Which won't take very long, if the rumours are to be believed.

  Is he rumored to be terminal then?  :orly:

I haven't heard anything that claims it specifically, but he had some major surgery recently. Also, have you had a look at the guy?
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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2013, 12:12:40 AM »
I don't see the big deal exactly. It'll be news when the Pope declares the Catholic Church to be dead.

The big news is that no pope has done this in 600 years.

I'm looking forward to when the old Pope disagrees with the new Pope and devout Catholic's heads explode  :viking:
As Pope Private Parts adviser I will urge him to kill the old todger should he get mouthy in retirement.  :thumbup:

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Re: The Pope Resigns
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2013, 12:35:43 AM »
I reckon the Pope is a sinner and he will be saying 'hail Mary's' til he ends his days. :orly:

Which won't take very long, if the rumours are to be believed.

  Is he rumored to be terminal then?  :orly:

I haven't heard anything that claims it specifically, but he had some major surgery recently. Also, have you had a look at the guy?

  But he's the Pope!  He's supposed to look like hell!  :laugh:
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