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I'm gonna be a daddy!
« on: February 10, 2013, 10:50:00 PM »
I'm gonna be a daddy! So anyone gonna send me Cuban cigars?

And if anyone asks, the kid ain't really mine. I'm not gonna take care of the little crotch turd.  :zoinks:

My lawyer can take care of it.
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2013, 11:04:51 PM »
Dumb cunts that fall for serial killers are amazing.  :thumbdn:
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2013, 06:39:41 PM »
Oh.... I'm sorry but we don't have Cuban cigars (The Americans won't allow them.)
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2013, 07:04:01 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on February 17, 2013, 06:39:41 PM
Oh.... I'm sorry but we don't have Cuban cigars (The Americans won't allow them.)
They can be bought in Tijuana or Paris.
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2013, 07:12:08 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 17, 2013, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: Genesis on February 17, 2013, 06:39:41 PM
Oh.... I'm sorry but we don't have Cuban cigars (The Americans won't allow them.)
They can be bought in Tijuana or Paris.
Paris, Texas?
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2013, 07:19:44 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on February 17, 2013, 07:12:08 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 17, 2013, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: Genesis on February 17, 2013, 06:39:41 PM
Oh.... I'm sorry but we don't have Cuban cigars (The Americans won't allow them.)
They can be bought in Tijuana or Paris.
Paris, Texas?

I think he was talking about Paris, France
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2013, 07:20:54 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 10, 2013, 11:04:51 PM
Dumb cunts that fall for serial killers are amazing.  :thumbdn:

I know right. There goes my dream of him dying from internal bleeding from a perforated colon after multiple ass rapings.   :hair:
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2013, 07:54:03 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on February 17, 2013, 07:12:08 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 17, 2013, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: Genesis on February 17, 2013, 06:39:41 PM
Oh.... I'm sorry but we don't have Cuban cigars (The Americans won't allow them.)
They can be bought in Tijuana or Paris.
Paris, Texas?
Possibly, how close is it to the border?
Quote from: Uppity Retard on February 17, 2013, 07:20:54 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 10, 2013, 11:04:51 PM
Dumb cunts that fall for serial killers are amazing.  :thumbdn:

I know right. There goes my dream of him dying from internal bleeding from a perforated colon after multiple ass rapings.   :hair:
He certainly deserves such a fate.
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2013, 08:35:20 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 17, 2013, 07:54:03 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on February 17, 2013, 07:12:08 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 17, 2013, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: Genesis on February 17, 2013, 06:39:41 PM
Oh.... I'm sorry but we don't have Cuban cigars (The Americans won't allow them.)
They can be bought in Tijuana or Paris.
Paris, Texas?
Possibly, how close is it to the border
Not close...its a hundred miles northeast of Dallas
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2013, 08:56:59 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on February 17, 2013, 06:39:41 PM
Oh.... I'm sorry but we don't have Cuban cigars (The Americans won't allow them.)

Monkey Boy is in Peru. I am sure Cuban cigars are allowed there.
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Re: I'm gonna be a daddy!
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2013, 09:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Uppity Retard on February 10, 2013, 10:50:00 PM
I'm gonna be a daddy! So anyone gonna send me Cuban cigars?

And if anyone asks, the kid ain't really mine. I'm not gonna take care of the little crotch turd.  :zoinks:

My lawyer can take care of it.


I think I'll send Joran Van der Sloot a father day present this year in the form of a tube of K-Y jelly.    :green:



INB4 "lol ur ghey": You gotta admit that given his crimes, he really deserves to be violated any way possible.
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