Yello

[Gopher Gary]

Hey, it's me, Alex Plank. International asperger celebrity. I come here to grace you with my awesomeness. I will answer any questions you have if I deem you reply worthy.

[Semicolon]

Alex, it's an honor to bask in your presence.

How do you feel about closing a forum to censor posts?

[Gopher Gary]

Alex, it's an honor to bask in your presence.

How do you feel about closing a forum to censor posts?

A very good question, Semicolon. I am the epitome of ethical and evenhanded moderating. I would never dream of doing such an atrocious mishandling of power. Gareth and his handler Amy should be ashamed.

[conlang returns]

Alex, how should loyal forummers respond to an injudicious and nasty closing of the forum for suspicious and wicked reasons? 

[Jack]

Welcome.