Got annoyed with a telemarketer.
twat: 'Hello, am I speaking with Mr. Bashir?'
me: 'No, there's no Mr. Bashir here. I think you've got the wrong number'
twat: 'Are you the homeowner?'
me: 'Who wants to know? Is this a sales call? I don't take em'
twat: 'No, its not a sales call. Do you have a mortgage on the property? I'm calling on behalf of ___ Finance, we could save...'
me: 'WHOA! Can I stop you there? Right. This is an ex-directory number. What I'd like you do is take us off your list, go fuck yourself, and never call again. OK? Bye now!'