A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Drove across the country and back for two meetings.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Yet another 'dark'/clothes laundry I did (Um, do other men do that themselves here, I wonder) and I've trimmed the ivy, the box-tree and the laurel hedge. The last one still has a lot to trim though. (also showered, did dinner, got some groceries, blahiah.. )
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
With my mum and stepdad's help, got all my stuff from GA's into storage. Worst was the bookcase and the lounge chair, awkward and heavy.GA doesn't even know I have done this, so it is a surprise.
Quote from: renaeden on June 23, 2011, 05:25:23 AMWith my mum and stepdad's help, got all my stuff from GA's into storage. Worst was the bookcase and the lounge chair, awkward and heavy.GA doesn't even know I have done this, so it is a surprise.WOW.
Went curbside shopping found 2 bikes, 1 junk 20", 1 Parkleigh woman's 5 speed cruiser style from the 70's, decent.Went grocery shopping for mom & myself, unloaded.Cut & hung neighbors porch blinds.Cleaned.
Quote from: odeon on June 22, 2011, 01:50:36 PMDrove across the country and back for two meetings.Was it north/south or east/west? Sweden is a long, thin country.
Quote from: Icequeen on June 23, 2011, 03:41:10 PMWent curbside shopping found 2 bikes, 1 junk 20", 1 Parkleigh woman's 5 speed cruiser style from the 70's, decent.Went grocery shopping for mom & myself, unloaded.Cut & hung neighbors porch blinds.Cleaned.Do they have the pick up every week?
Quote from: parts on June 23, 2011, 03:45:50 PMQuote from: Icequeen on June 23, 2011, 03:41:10 PMWent curbside shopping found 2 bikes, 1 junk 20", 1 Parkleigh woman's 5 speed cruiser style from the 70's, decent.Went grocery shopping for mom & myself, unloaded.Cut & hung neighbors porch blinds.Cleaned.Do they have the pick up every week?Yep. Monday is the area by mom's, Tuesday is the area about a mile away, Thursday is this general area, Friday is the college town & wealthy section about 2 miles away.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 23, 2011, 06:00:44 AMQuote from: renaeden on June 23, 2011, 05:25:23 AMWith my mum and stepdad's help, got all my stuff from GA's into storage. Worst was the bookcase and the lounge chair, awkward and heavy.GA doesn't even know I have done this, so it is a surprise.WOW.I will probably tell GA on the way home from the airport. On the 29th of this month.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.