Twunt: Because sometimes twat and cunt just aren't enough.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Fucked off since I got up at 10:00 am.
Quote from: PPK on February 11, 2011, 03:46:19 PMFucked off since I got up at 10:00 am.suggestion: try going back to bed and getting out the other side
Quote from: bodaccea on February 11, 2011, 04:49:38 PMQuote from: PPK on February 11, 2011, 03:46:19 PMFucked off since I got up at 10:00 am.suggestion: try going back to bed and getting out the other side You're just trying to get me to leave so you can do something while I'm gone.
I don't have a laptop Hyke. I'mm too cheap.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I hadn't seen one of my fire salamanders for a couple of weeks and was worried that it had died in it's burrow, so I gently dug through the substrate in it's tank, lifted a piece of bark, and found it curled up asleep.