A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on January 15, 2011, 04:56:49 PMQuote from: odeon on January 15, 2011, 04:55:40 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 15, 2011, 04:53:17 PMQuote from: odeon on January 15, 2011, 04:49:01 PMWrote a few slides for a presentation. Dug out the Jag from beneath the snowy masses. Watched TV.Don't forget to do the backup! The day isn't over yet. Just making sure! I'd hate to lose any of my zillion posts! The only time the backups were ever needed was when Dunc was webmonkey and an admin IP banned him. He restored the site to an earlier state and the admin in question lost her powers.
Quote from: odeon on January 15, 2011, 04:55:40 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 15, 2011, 04:53:17 PMQuote from: odeon on January 15, 2011, 04:49:01 PMWrote a few slides for a presentation. Dug out the Jag from beneath the snowy masses. Watched TV.Don't forget to do the backup! The day isn't over yet. Just making sure! I'd hate to lose any of my zillion posts!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 15, 2011, 04:53:17 PMQuote from: odeon on January 15, 2011, 04:49:01 PMWrote a few slides for a presentation. Dug out the Jag from beneath the snowy masses. Watched TV.Don't forget to do the backup! The day isn't over yet.
Quote from: odeon on January 15, 2011, 04:49:01 PMWrote a few slides for a presentation. Dug out the Jag from beneath the snowy masses. Watched TV.Don't forget to do the backup!
Wrote a few slides for a presentation. Dug out the Jag from beneath the snowy masses. Watched TV.
I bought 50 cans of tuna fish, a chicken, a gallon of dill pickles, 4 packs of soy cheese, a bag of grapefruit, some salad dressing, and salads for dinnerYes, I wrote 50 cans of tuna fish. That's about 2 months supply for us.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 15, 2011, 05:13:48 PMI bought 50 cans of tuna fish, a chicken, a gallon of dill pickles, 4 packs of soy cheese, a bag of grapefruit, some salad dressing, and salads for dinnerYes, I wrote 50 cans of tuna fish. That's about 2 months supply for us.Her Majesty is a tuna hoarder!
Went out for coffee with the dog, got her a doughnut and let her run around the park
I got up at 12, got ready, sorted what I'm wearing for my gran's funeral, played harvest moon, made chocolate cornflake cakes with my sister and then made the dinner and apple crumble.
Quote from: crip on January 16, 2011, 03:02:56 PMI got up at 12, got ready, sorted what I'm wearing for my gran's funeral, played harvest moon, made chocolate cornflake cakes with my sister and then made the dinner and apple crumble. Sorry about your gran.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 16, 2011, 03:05:55 PMQuote from: crip on January 16, 2011, 03:02:56 PMI got up at 12, got ready, sorted what I'm wearing for my gran's funeral, played harvest moon, made chocolate cornflake cakes with my sister and then made the dinner and apple crumble. Sorry about your gran. Thanks, it was a couple of weeks ago and I saw it coming. Parkinsons isn't a nice thing so it's a bit of a relief really that it's all over .
Quote from: crip on January 16, 2011, 03:13:11 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 16, 2011, 03:05:55 PMQuote from: crip on January 16, 2011, 03:02:56 PMI got up at 12, got ready, sorted what I'm wearing for my gran's funeral, played harvest moon, made chocolate cornflake cakes with my sister and then made the dinner and apple crumble. Sorry about your gran. Thanks, it was a couple of weeks ago and I saw it coming. Parkinsons isn't a nice thing so it's a bit of a relief really that it's all over .It's good that you were prepared, I guess. And you made the dinner? Can you cook me a pork roast, like, right now?