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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8445 on: July 26, 2010, 09:36:49 PM »
Worked, ate, worked some more, ate some more!  :zoinks:

Okay cbc, the jigs up.  I know you're really a secret agent disguised as a dish washer.  The proof was in the pudding you left on the dish.
 
That was my snack for later!  :drool:

Sorry, it was persimmon pudding, which I know you don't like, so I knew you were the spy in the bathroom with the plunger who killed Goldturd.
I never liked Goldturd anyway.

Yeah, well, he was dating the girl who put the money in her vagina.
I wonder if she is on the Sex Tube sites?

Well, she probably has enough money to buy a really good camera if she is on there.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8446 on: July 27, 2010, 03:45:13 AM »
I hope that money is cleaned before it's used. Someone could catch AS.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8447 on: July 27, 2010, 08:44:14 PM »
I hope that money is cleaned before it's used. Someone could catch AS.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8448 on: July 27, 2010, 08:59:35 PM »
See, that's why you should always wash your hands after handling money.

You never know were it's been. :zombiefuck:

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8449 on: July 27, 2010, 09:01:40 PM »
Between her thighs her beauty lies.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8450 on: July 28, 2010, 03:20:27 PM »
Damn, now I'm horny. :P

Done lots of errands. Packed stuff for the holiday. Washed the car. Watched Nip/Tuck.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8451 on: July 28, 2010, 04:09:08 PM »
Damn, now I'm horny. :P

Done lots of errands. Packed stuff for the holiday. Washed the car. Watched Nip/Tuck.

Nip/Tuck would either make someone celibate or horny as  >:D.

BTW, DD just came in and read this post and said, "You need to get sober."  Since tonight is $5 frozen daquiri night, I guess I'll get a little tipsy so I can make her happy and get sober.  I'm such a good Mommy to do all these sacrifices to keep her happy. :angel:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8452 on: July 28, 2010, 04:16:51 PM »
Damn, now I'm horny. :P

Done lots of errands. Packed stuff for the holiday. Washed the car. Watched Nip/Tuck.

Nip/Tuck would either make someone celibate or horny as  >:D.

BTW, DD just came in and read this post and said, "You need to get sober."  Since tonight is $5 frozen daquiri night, I guess I'll get a little tipsy so I can make her happy and get sober.  I'm such a good Mommy to do all these sacrifices to keep her happy. :angel:



You lie, bitch!!

Do not ever lie about me, you piece of shit!!

Who the fuck do you think you are!!!


Go away, now and die, instead of lie.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8453 on: July 28, 2010, 04:18:04 PM »


I fucking HATE liars!!
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8454 on: July 28, 2010, 04:19:54 PM »
Successfully completed my insurance audit should be getting a refund check soon
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8455 on: July 28, 2010, 04:22:52 PM »
Tried a thinner elastic to fix a shirt of my daughter. Will be a temporary solution, but, will work I guess.
Cord elastic will have to be on my shopping list I guess. Can't find it any where. And the stuff I have somewhere is white, black would be better. So getting some is a good idea.

Did not do much else today, the day is very young still.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8456 on: July 28, 2010, 04:25:19 PM »


I fucking HATE liars!!

Hey, Dawg, it's not you she's talking about.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8457 on: July 28, 2010, 04:26:33 PM »


I fucking HATE liars!!

Hey, Dawg, it's not you she's talking about.

For her DD probably is Dear Daughter.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8458 on: July 28, 2010, 04:28:04 PM »


I fucking HATE liars!!

Hey, Dawg, it's not you she's talking about.

For her DD probably is Dear Daughter.

Sounds reasonable.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #8459 on: July 28, 2010, 04:48:17 PM »
All that aside ...




I came to say how cool our health care insurance is.

I wrote a check for the doctor's attention for eight hundred ninety dollars (we managed to get four-in-a-row appointments for the whole family to have all our eyes examined) to the eye doctor for all of us to have eye exams and another check to the lab for one thousand seven hundred and seventy dollars for six pairs of brand new glasses (my wife and I will have prescription sunshades, as well).

I insisted that this was NOT right!! I knew that there was going to be some kind of support from my wife's insurance company, regarding eyes - she is  "Union"  and truckers are fucking required to SEE, FFS!!
I was standing (well, trying to keep myself from actually jumping up and down, to be honest, while my wife and five other women all told me that I was just being stupid.  I am NOT stupid!!  I do know things.)


After a half hour conversation on the phone with our insurance company today, they are paying all but one hundred forty dollars of our bill and services (mainly because, I chose top-o'-the-line service and lenses and frames, etc for all of us.).

On another note, I had the most extensive and invasive eye examination I have ever "suffered,"  yesterday.  I have never in my life had such an extensive eye test!!

As it comes out, I actually have uneven eyesight. My left eye is twenty - five (as opposed to what they consider as perfect eyesight, which is twenty-twenty) and my right eye is twenty-ten. In other words I can see better than most people with "clinically perfect"  eyesight, but I suffer with an astigmatism which means that in order for me to actually see as well as I "could,"  I must wear corrective lenses to correct the astigmatism.

The big HOORAHH!  is that we only have to pay for our upgraded services and hardware - all the rest was covered.  I just wish I had been able to convince the pow-wow of "intelligent"  women that this was so, so that I would NOT have had to go to the bank and transfer two thousand dollars from one of my accounts into the one we wrote the check on.  Fucking LAZY office bitches!!
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