A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Cleaned out my wife's car, man I made a mess of it
Threw out lots of old junk at the summer place. Most of it was way beyond saving and some I fought for. Followed up Then followed up by taking a swim in the ocean and bbq'ing beef for the family and my daughter's friend who is sleeping over.
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Quote from: odeon on July 21, 2010, 04:39:39 PMThrew out lots of old junk at the summer place. Most of it was way beyond saving and some I fought for. Followed up Then followed up by taking a swim in the ocean and bbq'ing beef for the family and my daughter's friend who is sleeping over.Do you get nervous when you swim in the ocean?
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2010, 07:33:10 PMQuote from: odeon on July 21, 2010, 04:39:39 PMThrew out lots of old junk at the summer place. Most of it was way beyond saving and some I fought for. Followed up Then followed up by taking a swim in the ocean and bbq'ing beef for the family and my daughter's friend who is sleeping over.Do you get nervous when you swim in the ocean? No, not really. Did it again today.
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 03:50:33 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2010, 07:33:10 PMQuote from: odeon on July 21, 2010, 04:39:39 PMThrew out lots of old junk at the summer place. Most of it was way beyond saving and some I fought for. Followed up Then followed up by taking a swim in the ocean and bbq'ing beef for the family and my daughter's friend who is sleeping over.Do you get nervous when you swim in the ocean? No, not really. Did it again today. You are a much braver person than I. When I cannot put my feet down on the bottom surface (pool or sand) I feel almost panicky. The funny thing is that I am so fat that I cannot sink. Literally. I've tried blowing all the air out my lungs to sit at the bottom of the pool and I can't get down. I've had people drag me down to the bottom of the pool (with my permission), let me go and I'm a rocket straight to the surface without moving a muscle. I can float "standing up", in a sitting position knees straight or bent. I've said that if I'm ever found drowned then it has to be murder because of my bouyancy.
No superpower, just superpowerful fat.I remember some man I knew remarking that Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter) had natural boyancy. I responded, "Don't you mean natrual girlyancy?"Not to set the guys off, but I am well endowed. But if I ever lose weight, I will be bowling with my boobs because they'll hang so low and I'm so short.