I did my rounds (I'm a postie) and was extremely sociable today.
So this elderly lady started chatting to me, about her garden and plants, while she was sorting roots out of the soil with her hands. All off a sudden, she held up something else and said, "I could offer you a very yummy worm". I replied: "no thanks, I'm a vegetarian". I love it when people go on a tangent like that.
An hour later someone else in a bitchy man-hating mood, delightfully enraged, said she was going to invite me for a ladies only night.
Well, that was enough of socialising for a day. Time to hide again.