Good LORD!!
Merry fucking Christmas, Goddamnit!
I did not have to respond to my cell phone, because I had it turned off. I keep my landline phone's ringer turned off as well.
When I was ready, I made the five calls I wanted to make from my land line, regarding the festivity of the season (bollocks, really) and each time it was suggested to me that I make other calls to other people who have asked about me, I ferused, stating that I was pretty much phoned-out already.
No lie there! I was phoned-out by about the late seventies and I have yet to heal.