A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Birthday lunch.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Broke up.Then (just now) realized I have an article of clothing at his house.Shit.
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 22, 2008, 06:37:31 PMBroke up.Then (just now) realized I have an article of clothing at his house.Shit.I might say, "Bummer," because of a break-up, but I know that you have just opened a huge door with many wonders just past. You'll be fine.If you have worn the article of clothing, get it back, just in case. (it might contain large amounts of your essence) If it was laundered well, fuck it - think of it as a tax!
Quote from: klox on October 21, 2008, 09:53:00 PMBirthday lunch.Your birthday lunch?If so, then happy birthday.
Quote from: DirtDawg on October 22, 2008, 07:28:13 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 22, 2008, 06:37:31 PMBroke up.Then (just now) realized I have an article of clothing at his house.Shit.I might say, "Bummer," because of a break-up, but I know that you have just opened a huge door with many wonders just past. You'll be fine.If you have worn the article of clothing, get it back, just in case. (it might contain large amounts of your essence) If it was laundered well, fuck it - think of it as a tax!Eh, I know. Didn't love him, maybe never would; I'll miss the sex till I find another guy is all.I'll get the clothing (it's a bathrobe) back; just wish I didn't have to because I don't want to see him again. I prefer to cut my exes out completely.