update: nathan the nice neighbour (NNN?) hasn't seen hide nor hair of it, although we a good laugh when i phoned to ask him. just as well neither of us is the embarrassed kind, eh? ![Laugh :laugh:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/laugh.gif)
Er, what did you say to him, exactly? "Hi, Nathan, it's me. Did you happen to pocket my vibrator, thinking it was a lighter?" ![Undecided :-\](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/undecided.gif)
more or less, yes. except i described it first, and when he asked me what it was, i asked him if he really wanted to know, and then we both laughed.
![Laugh :laugh:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/laugh.gif)
so where the fuck is the bastard thing?!!
suggestions welcome, and no, it isn't stuck up my cunt and forgotten, thank you. ![Roll Eyes ::)](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
I didn't take it. Promise.
i know that, silly - i've, er, looked at it since you were here.
![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)