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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3495 on: May 14, 2008, 02:14:26 PM »
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Drove around 600 kilometres for a 2-hour meeting. All in all, a good day.

what's that in real money?

glad you had a good day.  :-*

What's the unit you want that distance in?

shekels.

Er... um... *distance*
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3496 on: May 14, 2008, 02:15:34 PM »
tut.  ::)

whatever happened to creative thinking, sigh...  :'(

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3497 on: May 14, 2008, 02:18:28 PM »
I lost it about halfway to my meeting. :P
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3498 on: May 14, 2008, 02:21:31 PM »
which would be how many miles?  :P

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3499 on: May 14, 2008, 02:22:44 PM »
and can i be an honorary finnlet soon, then, PLEASE?!   >:(

;)
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3500 on: May 14, 2008, 02:27:17 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on May 14, 2008, 02:22:44 PM
and can i be an honorary finnlet soon, then, PLEASE?!   >:(

;)

OK. :-*
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3501 on: May 14, 2008, 02:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on May 14, 2008, 02:21:31 PM
which would be how many miles?  :P

:laugh:

Halfway there? Around 93.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3502 on: May 14, 2008, 02:33:21 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 14, 2008, 02:27:17 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on May 14, 2008, 02:22:44 PM
and can i be an honorary finnlet soon, then, PLEASE?!   >:(

;)

OK. :-*

:woohoo:

can i change my custom title to "Honorary Finnlet of the Seraphic Elite" then, please?  :-*
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3503 on: May 14, 2008, 02:35:55 PM »
Done. ;D
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3504 on: May 14, 2008, 02:37:36 PM »
yay!  thank you.  :-*
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3505 on: May 16, 2008, 11:31:19 PM »
I was afraid I had broken my penis earlier.  I thrusted at the wrong time, bent it, and heard a pop...

That's the last thing I need.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3506 on: May 17, 2008, 01:26:45 AM »
eek!

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3507 on: May 17, 2008, 02:46:05 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on May 16, 2008, 11:31:19 PM
I was afraid I had broken my penis earlier.  I thrusted at the wrong time, bent it, and heard a pop...

That's the last thing I need.

OUCH!

How does it feel now?
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3508 on: May 17, 2008, 05:38:53 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on May 16, 2008, 11:31:19 PM
I was afraid I had broken my penis earlier.  I thrusted at the wrong time, bent it, and heard a pop...

That's the last thing I need.

YOWZERS   :o
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #3509 on: May 17, 2008, 05:49:01 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on May 16, 2008, 11:31:19 PM
I was afraid I had broken my penis earlier.  I thrusted at the wrong time, bent it, and heard a pop...

That's the last thing I need.

The important question is ...


Did you lose control of bloodflow or did you maintain your erection? 

Mine has "Popped"  several times. I think the POP is just a hollow sound from it being bent and straightening quickly toward the ultimate target, which is somewhat "hollow" when compared to your penis. It makes a sound.

Kind of scary though when it hurts, though.


Underlying sentiment is ...


:woohoo:

Tesla is rebounding quickly!
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