What have you done today?

[Parts]

yeah, mainly the integral structure of my bloody bed.  poor thing, and it's an antique, so no wood-glue-and-string for me. 

How does one repair an antique bed?

Very carefully or bring it to a professional.  I repair the antique furniture I sell at the flea market but I have been doing it since I was a kid

[Lucifer]

yeah, mainly the integral structure of my bloody bed.  poor thing, and it's an antique, so no wood-glue-and-string for me. 

How does one repair an antique bed?

what parts said.  see the grief you cause me? 

[odeon]

yeah, mainly the integral structure of my bloody bed.  poor thing, and it's an antique, so no wood-glue-and-string for me. 

How does one repair an antique bed?

what parts said.  see the grief you cause me? 

Can I make it up to you?

[Lucifer]

yeah, mainly the integral structure of my bloody bed.  poor thing, and it's an antique, so no wood-glue-and-string for me. 

How does one repair an antique bed?

what parts said.  see the grief you cause me? 

Can I make it up to you?

ohhhhhhhhh, yes.   

[odeon]

yeah, mainly the integral structure of my bloody bed.  poor thing, and it's an antique, so no wood-glue-and-string for me. 

How does one repair an antique bed?

what parts said.  see the grief you cause me? 

Can I make it up to you?

ohhhhhhhhh, yes.   

Floor? Kitchen table? Garden? Couch?

[Lucifer]

ohhhhhhhhh, yes.   

[Lucifer]

yeah, mainly the integral structure of my bloody bed.  poor thing, and it's an antique, so no wood-glue-and-string for me. 

How does one repair an antique bed?

what parts said.  see the grief you cause me? 

Can I make it up to you?

ohhhhhhhhh, yes.   

Floor? Kitchen table? Garden? Couch?

incidentally, it's a sofa, not a couch, cos i live in the UK. 

[odeon]

yeah, mainly the integral structure of my bloody bed.  poor thing, and it's an antique, so no wood-glue-and-string for me. 

How does one repair an antique bed?

what parts said.  see the grief you cause me? 

Can I make it up to you?

ohhhhhhhhh, yes.   

Floor? Kitchen table? Garden? Couch?

incidentally, it's a sofa, not a couch, cos i live in the UK. 

So no sex on the couch, then.

[Lucifer]

nope.  but any or all of the three sofas i have are up for grabs.

[odeon]

nope.  but any or all of the three sofas i have are up for grabs.

youtalkedmeintoit

[Lucifer]

serially, not simultaneously, i have to add - i mean, simultaneously would be more than a little ambitious even for us, wouldn't it, given their locations. 

[odeon]

serially, not simultaneously, i have to add - i mean, simultaneously would be more than a little ambitious even for us, wouldn't it, given their locations. 

Well, you're bendy but I'm not.

[Lucifer]

bendy i might be, but i'm not that comic book character who can stretch all over the place.   

(is it Stretch Gordon, or something?)

[odeon]

bendy i might be, but i'm not that comic book character who can stretch all over the place.   

(is it Stretch Gordon, or something?)

Hmm. OK, you cured me of that particular image.

[DirtDawg]

bendy i might be, but i'm not that comic book character who can stretch all over the place.   

(is it Stretch Gordon, or something?)

Hmm. OK, you cured me of that particular image.

please tell me how.

my retinal screamsaver has timed out!