LMAO!!
I got a call a t work from the schoool nurse and she tolsd me that my son had "gotten muddy" at school and he was coming home covered in mud.
This so out of character for him!!!
I could only laugh! I tried to be an apologetic parent and compliment the nurse for her following up with oddities, but I totallty lost it. I laughed in her ear.
MY SONN IS GETTTING DIRTY!!!!!!11
Oh yeah, she neeeded to apologize for taking his shoes away from him and making go around in his "sock feeet" for the rest of the day.
GAWD, but the nursing duties have changed since I was in schioool!!
BTW, he was a fucking mess from head to toe and I am SO PROUD OF HIM!!!