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Offline SovaNu

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1440 on: October 08, 2007, 02:15:06 PM »
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1441 on: October 08, 2007, 02:19:09 PM »
Went to the bookstore.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1442 on: October 08, 2007, 02:56:03 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on October 08, 2007, 02:19:09 PM
Went to the bookstore.

Did you say to the assistant: "I'm looking for a book called 'How To Handle Disappointment Without Killing', do you have it?" ?
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1443 on: October 08, 2007, 03:00:14 PM »
Not a lot. Been the kids' taxi, went shopping, looked after small people, ate tasty food, took the recycling. in no particular order.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1444 on: October 08, 2007, 03:00:25 PM »
Quote from: RupertPopkin on October 08, 2007, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on October 08, 2007, 02:19:09 PM
Went to the bookstore.

Did you say to the assistant: "I'm looking for a book called 'How To Handle Disappointment Without Killing', do you have it?" ?

:LMAO:

I certainly will, next time!

... and I want the movie, CD, any hand outs available.

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1445 on: October 08, 2007, 03:07:34 PM »
Just watched 'Babel'. It's the final film of González Iñárritu's "death trilogy," which includes Amores Perros and 21 Grams.

I give it 9 out of 10. Great film. I highly recommend it!   ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babel_%28film%29

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1446 on: October 08, 2007, 03:09:23 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 08, 2007, 03:00:25 PM
Quote from: RupertPopkin on October 08, 2007, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on October 08, 2007, 02:19:09 PM
Went to the bookstore.

Did you say to the assistant: "I'm looking for a book called 'How To Handle Disappointment Without Killing', do you have it?" ?

:LMAO:

I certainly will, next time!

... and I want the movie, CD, any hand outs available.

"What do you mean you can't help me AT ALL!?!"

 :laugh:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1447 on: October 08, 2007, 03:58:13 PM »
Went to City Liquidators with my mother and then to an antique store.
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ozymandias

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1448 on: October 08, 2007, 05:26:42 PM »
Quote from: RupertPapkin on October 08, 2007, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on October 08, 2007, 02:19:09 PM
Went to the bookstore.

Did you say to the assistant: "I'm looking for a book called 'How To Handle Disappointment Without Killing', do you have it?" ?

Don't you mean "How to handle idiots without killing them in 13 agonizing ways" do you have it?  :evillaugh:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1449 on: October 08, 2007, 09:51:15 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on October 08, 2007, 05:26:42 PM
Quote from: RupertPapkin on October 08, 2007, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on October 08, 2007, 02:19:09 PM
Went to the bookstore.

Did you say to the assistant: "I'm looking for a book called 'How To Handle Disappointment Without Killing', do you have it?" ?

Don't you mean "How to handle idiots without killing them in 13 agonizing ways" do you have it?  :evillaugh:

 >:D :laugh:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1450 on: October 08, 2007, 10:39:23 PM »
I built a vacuum cleaner from scratch.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1451 on: October 09, 2007, 12:40:32 AM »
McGyver? That you?
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1452 on: October 09, 2007, 05:37:03 AM »
I like being British.  Better than being all gay and American.  "Ooh, let's have the 15th hamburger of the week with fries!" - fuck off.

And to add, I have done fuckety fuck all.  Though I am now running a bath, you imbeciles.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1453 on: October 09, 2007, 11:59:45 AM »
Tried to work but had to go home because of rain
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #1454 on: October 09, 2007, 12:59:21 PM »
Quote from: Tequila on October 09, 2007, 05:37:03 AM
I like being British.  Better than being all gay and American.  "Ooh, let's have the 15th hamburger of the week with fries!" - fuck off.

And to add, I have done fuckety fuck all.  Though I am now running a bath, you imbeciles.

:LMAO:

i cracked up, even with the stereotyping.   :plus:
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