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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10905 on: April 24, 2011, 08:39:12 PM »
Quote from: eris on April 24, 2011, 08:22:59 PM
My state, pa,  really isnt a state, it is a commonwealth and we have very very serious drinking laws. Bars have to close at 2, nothing is sold on Sundays, and liquor can only be obtained in "state stores". You have to buy beer/liquor at bars, or stores specifically labeled as beer/state stores. there is nothing at convenience or grocery stores without special license that is so hard to obtain most places dont bother. I think it has something to do with the "blue laws". There are a lot of Amish and religious people here...

Right across the border in WV, you can get jack daniels at the drug store at 4 am if you want :D

THANK G_D FOR NEW ORLEANS.  We're 24/7/365 state wide.  There's a drive through daquiri shop 3 minutes from my house.  Any alcohol available at any place with a liquor licenes - bar, restaurant, convenience store, grocery store, drug store, drive through daquiri shop.  In fact when my father was hospitalized back in the 90's he was allowed 2 drinks a day under doctor's orders.  (But he was an alcoholic and the doctor didn't want complications from the auto accident.  Illogical I know, but that's New Orleans.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10906 on: April 24, 2011, 11:24:48 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 24, 2011, 08:39:12 PM
Quote from: eris on April 24, 2011, 08:22:59 PM
My state, pa,  really isnt a state, it is a commonwealth and we have very very serious drinking laws. Bars have to close at 2, nothing is sold on Sundays, and liquor can only be obtained in "state stores". You have to buy beer/liquor at bars, or stores specifically labeled as beer/state stores. there is nothing at convenience or grocery stores without special license that is so hard to obtain most places dont bother. I think it has something to do with the "blue laws". There are a lot of Amish and religious people here...

Right across the border in WV, you can get jack daniels at the drug store at 4 am if you want :D

THANK G_D FOR NEW ORLEANS.  We're 24/7/365 state wide.  There's a drive through daquiri shop 3 minutes from my house.  Any alcohol available at any place with a liquor licenes - bar, restaurant, convenience store, grocery store, drug store, drive through daquiri shop.  In fact when my father was hospitalized back in the 90's he was allowed 2 drinks a day under doctor's orders.  (But he was an alcoholic and the doctor didn't want complications from the auto accident.  Illogical I know, but that's New Orleans.

If your dad was an alcoholic, it makes perfect sense that he would be allowed 2 drinks a day, or even more, under doctor's orders.  Alcoholics who have become accustomed to a certain level of alcohol in their blood who suddenly stop drinking can actually die from DTs.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10907 on: April 25, 2011, 03:05:27 AM »
Woke up and had meds, went to the living room, farted on schleed.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10908 on: April 25, 2011, 03:07:35 AM »
At least I farted back, you skanky bitch.  :zoinks:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10909 on: April 25, 2011, 03:08:32 AM »
No parmo for you.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10910 on: April 25, 2011, 03:35:33 AM »
ate some potato chips

petted the kitty
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10911 on: April 25, 2011, 03:38:23 AM »
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10912 on: April 25, 2011, 03:55:10 AM »
What is parmo?

I haven't done much. Collected articles for my report, ate chocolate.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10913 on: April 25, 2011, 05:36:24 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on April 25, 2011, 03:55:10 AM
What is parmo?

I haven't done much. Collected articles for my report, ate chocolate.

 I think it is Brit-speak for chicken parmesan, I asked this once myself.  :green:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10914 on: April 25, 2011, 06:16:20 AM »
Usually I understand British terms but not this one.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10915 on: April 25, 2011, 06:28:05 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on April 25, 2011, 06:16:20 AM
Usually I understand British terms but not this one.

 Brits are strange, but they provide much amusement for the rest of us!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10916 on: April 25, 2011, 09:21:00 AM »
Jumping down from twenty four Vicodin per day to sixteen Vicodin per day.

So far, so good.

(I just wish this shit would not make me so damn NERVOUS and PARANOID)


I'M ALIVE!!!




..... sensing nervousness is evidence of life, I think.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10917 on: April 25, 2011, 10:43:35 AM »
Collected more woodlice and a small mossy log, and avoided stepping in shit this time.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10918 on: April 25, 2011, 03:54:59 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 25, 2011, 03:35:33 AM
ate some potato chips

petted the kitty

If ZEGH can use the correct term, why can't the rest of Europe keep it straight? :P

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Quote from: renaeden on April 25, 2011, 06:16:20 AM
Usually I understand British terms but not this one.

 Brits are strange, but they provide much amusement for the rest of us!   :2thumbsup:

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #10919 on: April 25, 2011, 04:09:40 PM »
Fed the family.
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