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Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« on: November 23, 2006, 07:27:15 PM »
This might be fun if everyone adds a few.
Think dirty thoughts. Be as gross as possible. Obviously, any of the ones I listed below could be great fun in the right crowd, so the title is NOT literal. That means that you can list threads you would want to see also, as long as they're disgusting, thought provoking, sexy, absurd, funny, or just too fucking wierd to be real. So, I guess the main rule is ... No Rules.

1001 ways to prepare scat for chip dipping

The wine makers guide to recycling bodily emissions

The long awaited return of ascan

Taking PMS to the courtroom

Post pic of your dick dancing like the smiley

The best ways to aide blood clotting while spin fucking a cat

Why does my pussy smell like the crapper on a shrimp boat

Unsticking her cuntlips from between my teeth without using a toothpick

Craft ideas for all those curly little hairs you've been saving

Getting the fermented bleu cheese and mango taste out of his cum

Prison shower porn resources


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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2006, 07:30:55 PM »
Actually I'd like to see those threads on here and i'd like to see semi-serious relevant discussion of the subject matter within them.  But I am one sick fucktard.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2006, 07:32:11 PM »
PMSL, Dunc, and Robert needs to be taught a lesson for trying to knock you off!  He lost my respect for that.

plus one karma!

What the fuck, I need a fuckn nap.  Robert gets an ass kicken anyway, I don't forget.
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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2006, 07:32:40 PM »
Mostly the threads I don't want to see are things like "Hi, does anyone here have AS?"  Although I also would like to see those so I could make snide sarcastic remarks in them.  Like, "No, we are all clergy members."
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2006, 07:39:03 PM »
Any started by mcjagger.

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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2006, 08:14:57 PM »
PMSL, Dunc, and Robert needs to be taught a lesson for trying to knock you off!  He lost my respect for that.

plus one karma!

What the fuck, I need a fuckn nap.  Robert gets an ass kicken anyway, I don't forget.

Fluorescent, I know I've asked you this before, but what in the puking puckered pink phuck are you talking about? No one has tried to "knock me off".

I appreciate the camaraderie (and Karma), but you've lost me. If you're talking about what I posted in the robertn birthday thread earlier, I was joking and trying my best to be as sarcastic as possible to mock the vile BS that robert was spewing. It was, totally, not meant to be taken seriously, by anyone. I've posted in that thread twice and robert has not addressed me at all, ever. He's a non-entity as far as I'm concerned.

As far as PMS Elle, she has always been cool and sexy to my way of thinking. Dunc seems to have his pilot light too high at times, but he's never even taken notice of me as far as I know and he certainly hasn't flipped me off or anything. You have me puzzled, here.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2006, 08:38:50 PM by DirtDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2006, 08:41:11 PM »
Anyway, let's have fun here ... if we can.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2006, 08:43:26 PM »
Any started by mcjagger.
any responded to by eamonn.

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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2006, 08:50:10 PM »
how about a thread in homage to john cusak and his emo movies?
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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2006, 02:58:00 AM »
I am not sure how to answer any of this in this thread. ;D
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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2006, 03:38:37 AM »
Dunc seems to have his pilot light too high at times

:LMAO: That's one way of putting it. I have impulse control and anger management issues.  :evillaugh: :flamer:

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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2006, 09:28:20 AM »
I got the wrong person, and it was duc I was talking about.

It would be intresting to see such threads, but that is me and I can tollerate alot.  I have had a shitty life and so that is why.  3 times death was knocking on my door.  One of those times I was supposed to die too and did not.

Yes lets see those threads.
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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2006, 09:59:18 AM »
Then, how about adding to the goofy list of off the wall threads for the Intense reader. That was my idea for this thread, in the first place ... for us all to have a little fun being randomly obnoxious.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2006, 10:08:04 AM »
Dunc seems to have his pilot light too high at times

:LMAO: That's one way of putting it. I have impulse control and anger management issues.  :evillaugh: :flamer:
Lack of Impulse Control and Anger Mismanagement run rampantly through my family, too, but I'm the only one who takes everything literally and gets a pissed off case of the ass at sounds, smells and double meanings.
If you notice, I use double meaning, creative expression, parable and simile almost constantly. I'm not sure why. When I push outside myself, I go too far, most times. Once started on something, I can't stop.
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« Last Edit: November 24, 2006, 10:11:25 AM by DirtDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Threads you don't want to see on this forum
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2006, 01:20:11 PM »
Same here mate. I usually rely on PI to stop me going nuclear on people, but she's in France this week. You've all been warned!  :eyebrows: