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Offline odeon

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2013, 11:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 18, 2013, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: Eclair on August 18, 2013, 03:10:21 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 18, 2013, 02:18:29 AM
Wasn't the bus trip long enough for them to carry things through?

Ahhhhh, how exactly could I know? Ask to inspect their crotches for wet patches before they left the bus? ;)

To be honest, I think he was just a butt ugly guy and she was a 'bought' Asian girlfriend from the Phillipines. I think he got off on showing her off to everyone, and her fawning over him.

I wouldn't have touched him with a 40 foot barge pole.

Ask next time. :arrr:

And take pics. :zoinks:
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2013, 04:47:06 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 18, 2013, 11:03:04 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 18, 2013, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: Eclair on August 18, 2013, 03:10:21 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 18, 2013, 02:18:29 AM
Wasn't the bus trip long enough for them to carry things through?

Ahhhhh, how exactly could I know? Ask to inspect their crotches for wet patches before they left the bus? ;)

To be honest, I think he was just a butt ugly guy and she was a 'bought' Asian girlfriend from the Phillipines. I think he got off on showing her off to everyone, and her fawning over him.

I wouldn't have touched him with a 40 foot barge pole.

Ask next time. :arrr:

And take pics. :zoinks:

:indeed:

Seriously, take pictures. Perhaps they'll get the hint that they're in public and stop. Either way, we'll have something to laugh at or fap to. :zoinks:
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2013, 04:52:15 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 19, 2013, 04:47:06 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 18, 2013, 11:03:04 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 18, 2013, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: Eclair on August 18, 2013, 03:10:21 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 18, 2013, 02:18:29 AM
Wasn't the bus trip long enough for them to carry things through?

Ahhhhh, how exactly could I know? Ask to inspect their crotches for wet patches before they left the bus? ;)

To be honest, I think he was just a butt ugly guy and she was a 'bought' Asian girlfriend from the Phillipines. I think he got off on showing her off to everyone, and her fawning over him.

I wouldn't have touched him with a 40 foot barge pole.

Ask next time. :arrr:

And take pics. :zoinks:

:indeed:

Seriously, take pictures. Perhaps they'll get the hint that they're in public and stop. Either way, we'll have something to laugh at or fap to. :zoinks:

Sorry guys, this was a few years ago, but damn good idea! Noted for another time!
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #78 on: August 20, 2013, 06:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on August 17, 2013, 11:15:37 PM
Quote from: bodie on January 17, 2013, 01:52:47 PM
I don't like the slurping noises. :laugh:


Quote from: duckfetishgirl on July 25, 2013, 07:26:56 PM
The slurping and smacking sounds make my skin crawl.

Huh? What type of kissing are we talking about? :) or rather, what part of the body is being 'kissed'?

:)

I once saw two guys sandwich a girl at a night club on the dance floor and the one in front of her was on his knees going down on her. That was shocking, but hard to look away.

I don't mind a quick kiss, or seeing one, but full on tongue and making gooey eyes at each other...is foreplay and should stay at home.

There used to be a couple that caught the bus that would start off kissing the minute we left the city. By the end of the trip, she used to fully straddle him, and make gooey eyes. Seriously, he must have had a hard one and she would have been rubbing up against it. It was EVERY time I saw them. Foul. He was gross.
What kind of night club???
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #79 on: August 20, 2013, 06:46:43 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 20, 2013, 06:41:31 PM
Quote from: Eclair on August 17, 2013, 11:15:37 PM
Quote from: bodie on January 17, 2013, 01:52:47 PM
I don't like the slurping noises. :laugh:


Quote from: duckfetishgirl on July 25, 2013, 07:26:56 PM
The slurping and smacking sounds make my skin crawl.

Huh? What type of kissing are we talking about? :) or rather, what part of the body is being 'kissed'?

:)

I once saw two guys sandwich a girl at a night club on the dance floor and the one in front of her was on his knees going down on her. That was shocking, but hard to look away.

I don't mind a quick kiss, or seeing one, but full on tongue and making gooey eyes at each other...is foreplay and should stay at home.

There used to be a couple that caught the bus that would start off kissing the minute we left the city. By the end of the trip, she used to fully straddle him, and make gooey eyes. Seriously, he must have had a hard one and she would have been rubbing up against it. It was EVERY time I saw them. Foul. He was gross.
What kind of night club???

Are you going? :laugh:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #80 on: August 20, 2013, 06:51:14 PM »
That seems to Shasta be the case actually.

wtf

Always be the case. What in the name of shit is Shasta

Anyway yeah, it always seems to be fusion ugly people. You pretty much never see hot people losing in public.

Fuck Mr, again!

kissing, not losing. Can't edit the midwicket
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #81 on: August 20, 2013, 06:52:12 PM »
Fuckin piece of shit. Whatever
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #82 on: August 20, 2013, 07:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 20, 2013, 06:46:43 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 20, 2013, 06:41:31 PM
Quote from: Eclair on August 17, 2013, 11:15:37 PM
Quote from: bodie on January 17, 2013, 01:52:47 PM
I don't like the slurping noises. :laugh:


Quote from: duckfetishgirl on July 25, 2013, 07:26:56 PM
The slurping and smacking sounds make my skin crawl.

Huh? What type of kissing are we talking about? :) or rather, what part of the body is being 'kissed'?

:)

I once saw two guys sandwich a girl at a night club on the dance floor and the one in front of her was on his knees going down on her. That was shocking, but hard to look away.

I don't mind a quick kiss, or seeing one, but full on tongue and making gooey eyes at each other...is foreplay and should stay at home.

There used to be a couple that caught the bus that would start off kissing the minute we left the city. By the end of the trip, she used to fully straddle him, and make gooey eyes. Seriously, he must have had a hard one and she would have been rubbing up against it. It was EVERY time I saw them. Foul. He was gross.
What kind of night club???

Are you going? :laugh:
Depends what nightclub it was.   :laugh:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #83 on: August 20, 2013, 07:04:48 PM »
Quote from: Adam on August 20, 2013, 06:51:14 PM
That seems to Shasta be the case actually.

wtf

Always be the case. What in the name of shit is Shasta

Anyway yeah, it always seems to be fusion ugly people. You pretty much never see hot people losing in public.

Fuck Mr, again!

kissing, not losing. Can't edit the midwicket

Are you turning into Randy? :laugh:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #84 on: August 20, 2013, 07:05:00 PM »
It's the kind nightclub where you get sandwiches between two men
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #85 on: August 20, 2013, 07:12:48 PM »
Quote from: Adam on August 20, 2013, 07:05:00 PM
It's the kind nightclub where you get sandwiches between two men

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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #86 on: August 23, 2013, 12:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 20, 2013, 07:04:48 PM
Quote from: Adam on August 20, 2013, 06:51:14 PM
That seems to Shasta be the case actually.

wtf

Always be the case. What in the name of shit is Shasta

Anyway yeah, it always seems to be fusion ugly people. You pretty much never see hot people losing in public.

Fuck Mr, again!

kissing, not losing. Can't edit the midwicket

Are you turning into Randy? :laugh:

Adam is channeling Randy.
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #87 on: August 23, 2013, 02:15:33 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 23, 2013, 12:46:15 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 20, 2013, 07:04:48 PM
Quote from: Adam on August 20, 2013, 06:51:14 PM
That seems to Shasta be the case actually.

wtf

Always be the case. What in the name of shit is Shasta

Anyway yeah, it always seems to be fusion ugly people. You pretty much never see hot people losing in public.

Fuck Mr, again!

kissing, not losing. Can't edit the midwicket

Are you turning into Randy? :laugh:

Adam is channeling Randy.

Skyblue1 seems to be channeling Calandale. ;)
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #88 on: August 23, 2013, 03:43:14 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 02:15:33 PM
Skyblue1 seems to be channeling Calandale. ;)
And he does such a great job of it too! :blonde:
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #89 on: August 25, 2013, 02:39:31 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 23, 2013, 12:46:15 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 20, 2013, 07:04:48 PM
Quote from: Adam on August 20, 2013, 06:51:14 PM
That seems to Shasta be the case actually.

wtf

Always be the case. What in the name of shit is Shasta

Anyway yeah, it always seems to be fusion ugly people. You pretty much never see hot people losing in public.

Fuck Mr, again!

kissing, not losing. Can't edit the midwicket

Are you turning into Randy? :laugh:

Adam is channeling Randy.

Skyblue1 seems to be channeling Calandale. ;)

Yup. I've been wondering what that is about. His posts are increasingly hard to read.
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