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How do you feel about people who snog in public?

yuk  get a room
not really bothered
makes you horny
you wish it was you

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #60 on: August 01, 2013, 11:40:19 PM »
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #61 on: August 01, 2013, 11:41:00 PM »
My daughter has a new boyfriend. They do a LOT of public kissing right now.

I've found if you gross them out by doing the same they sometimes "get the message". At least it worked with the boy. ;)

No teenager in the world wants to see his parents make out...you might be able to get by with the threat alone. >:D

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #62 on: August 02, 2013, 04:26:19 AM »
My daughter has a new boyfriend. They do a LOT of public kissing right now.

You can't allow it! Do you think the Roman aristocrats allowed their daughters to kiss publically? :arrr:

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #63 on: August 02, 2013, 06:52:10 PM »
My daughter has a new boyfriend. They do a LOT of public kissing right now.

You can't allow it! Do you think the Roman aristocrats allowed their daughters to kiss publically? :arrr:

  Lacking coffee, they were probably too groggy to take notice.  :P
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #64 on: August 17, 2013, 04:28:59 PM »
My daughter has a new boyfriend. They do a LOT of public kissing right now.

You can't allow it! Do you think the Roman aristocrats allowed their daughters to kiss publically? :arrr:

  Lacking coffee, they were probably too groggy to take notice.  :P

Don't forget that they had headaches, all of them.
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #65 on: August 17, 2013, 04:31:42 PM »
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #66 on: August 17, 2013, 07:05:15 PM »
I have seen public buttkissing. believe me it is far worse than any traditional kissing going on,  :P
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #67 on: August 17, 2013, 11:15:37 PM »
I don't like the slurping noises. :laugh:


The slurping and smacking sounds make my skin crawl.

Huh? What type of kissing are we talking about? :) or rather, what part of the body is being 'kissed'?

:)

I once saw two guys sandwich a girl at a night club on the dance floor and the one in front of her was on his knees going down on her. That was shocking, but hard to look away.

I don't mind a quick kiss, or seeing one, but full on tongue and making gooey eyes at each other...is foreplay and should stay at home.

There used to be a couple that caught the bus that would start off kissing the minute we left the city. By the end of the trip, she used to fully straddle him, and make gooey eyes. Seriously, he must have had a hard one and she would have been rubbing up against it. It was EVERY time I saw them. Foul. He was gross.

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #68 on: August 18, 2013, 02:18:29 AM »
Wasn't the bus trip long enough for them to carry things through?
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #69 on: August 18, 2013, 03:10:21 AM »
Wasn't the bus trip long enough for them to carry things through?

Ahhhhh, how exactly could I know? Ask to inspect their crotches for wet patches before they left the bus? ;)

To be honest, I think he was just a butt ugly guy and she was a 'bought' Asian girlfriend from the Phillipines. I think he got off on showing her off to everyone, and her fawning over him.

I wouldn't have touched him with a 40 foot barge pole.

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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #70 on: August 18, 2013, 06:57:21 AM »
Yeah, you should have asked. :zoinks:
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #71 on: August 18, 2013, 10:18:17 AM »
Sex is a private matter. The end.
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #72 on: August 18, 2013, 04:59:20 PM »
Wasn't the bus trip long enough for them to carry things through?

Ahhhhh, how exactly could I know? Ask to inspect their crotches for wet patches before they left the bus? ;)

To be honest, I think he was just a butt ugly guy and she was a 'bought' Asian girlfriend from the Phillipines. I think he got off on showing her off to everyone, and her fawning over him.

I wouldn't have touched him with a 40 foot barge pole.

Ask next time. :arrr:
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #73 on: August 18, 2013, 05:44:38 PM »
Public sharing of bodily fluids has always freaked me out.  :M

Unless its a baby breastfeeding.
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Re: Public kissing
« Reply #74 on: August 18, 2013, 09:57:38 PM »
I'm surprised how it's almost all either bothered or don't care.  I'd have though on I² at least couple of people would be lecherous enough to enjoy it  :eyebrows:



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