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Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« on: January 07, 2013, 06:15:51 PM »
http://kotaku.com/5972406/father-hires-in+game-hitmen-to-deter-son-from-playing

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Sick and tired of his son playing video games and not listening to him, a father in China decided to take matters into his own hands... well, sort of. Instead of sending his son off to addiction camp or stripping him of internet and gaming rights, Mr. Feng (冯先生) chose to hire an online "hitman" to school his son.


Feng's 23 year-old son, "Xiao Feng" (小冯) started playing video games in high school. Through his years of playing various online games, he supposedly thought himself a master of Chinese online role playing games. According to his father, Xiao Feng had terrible grades in school because of his gaming habit; he couldn't even land a job. He, however, says he simply couldn't find any work that he liked. Feng was annoyed that his son couldn't even tough it out for three months at a software development company.

Unhappy with his son not finding a job, Feng decided to hire players in his son's favorite online games to hunt down Xiao Feng. It is unknown where or how Feng found the in-game assassins—every one of the players he hired were stronger and higher leveled than Xiao Feng. Feng's idea was that his son would get bored of playing games if he was killed every time he logged on, and that he would start putting more effort into getting a job.

Despite being sick of getting killed every time, Xiao Feng decided to stick up to his father and tell him how he felt. He was quoted as saying, "I can play or I can not play, it doesn't bother me. I'm not looking for any job—I want to take some time to find one that suits me."

Hearing his son's earnest plea, Feng said that he was "relieved". It's unsure if Feng has called off his assassins or if Xiao Feng has found a job. One thing's for sure; Feng's way of deterring his son from playing games might be one of the best ideas to come out of China recently, particularly as reactions to "gaming and internet addiction" have been very extreme.
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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2013, 04:49:23 AM »
Well there we go. Lesson learnt.....not!
Weak Dad and spoiled son.
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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2013, 06:03:07 AM »
When my son was spending too much time online when he was younger(middle school) he would experience 'technical' problems with the connection(I would unhook the cable line in to the modem in the basement)  it worked with his cable tv too.
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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2013, 07:59:00 AM »
Uh simple. Stop paying your 23-year-old kid's rent.
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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2013, 09:49:45 AM »
China has a different culture when it comes to these things.  People actually make a living playing video games, as evidenced by the fellow the father hired.

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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2013, 09:54:12 AM »
It's good to see that China has progressed to the point where it's citizens suffer from first world problems.
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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2013, 10:13:35 AM »
When my son was spending too much time online when he was younger(middle school) he would experience 'technical' problems with the connection(I would unhook the cable line in to the modem in the basement)  it worked with his cable tv too.

I do the same thing.   

There isn't a game console or much else I haven't had apart either where I don't know what to pull for a temp "fix".  >:D


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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2013, 07:21:41 PM »
It's good to see that China has progressed to the point where it's citizens suffer from first world problems.
That still ain't all of them.
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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2013, 08:02:57 PM »


The father actually gave the son a position to aspire towards.

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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2013, 09:43:44 PM »
It's good to see that China has progressed to the point where it's citizens suffer from first world problems.
That still ain't all of them.

But then no first world country has all its citizens living in first world conditions
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2013, 06:36:19 AM »
It's good to see that China has progressed to the point where it's citizens suffer from first world problems.
That still ain't all of them.

But then no first world country has all its citizens living in first world conditions
*nod*  This is true.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2013, 02:26:14 PM »
Uh simple. Stop paying your 23-year-old kid's rent.
:agreed:  Or maybe hire a real hit man.  :zoinks: