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Site Management Update and Rules
« on: December 27, 2012, 11:23:17 AM »
About Steve Coltart

Recently, the old administrator of INTENSITY² has sold the site to I, Steve Coltart. This means that I am now in charge of this site.  I consider myself to be a firm, but fair administrator.

My plans for the site are as follows:

* To make INTENSITY² more of a safe, family friendly website.

* To ensure that the new rules, which will become effective very soon are followed without question.

* To ensure that everyone treats each other with respect.

The New Rules of INTENSITY²

* Profanity (swearing) is strictly prohibited, unless used by StevenADMlN when telling off an ill-behaved user.

* Discussion of excretory functions is strictly prohibited.

* Discussion of anything related to sexuality is strictly prohibited.

* Cyberbullying of any kind is absolutely prohibited.

* Any slight expression of anger is strictly prohibited.

* Any comments about SteveADMlN which aren't positive are strictly prohibited.

* The posting of YouTube videos is strictly forbidden for security purposes.

* If you find another user's behaviour objectionable, do not create hate threads. Inform me via my email, steve.coltart@programmer.net

* Autism Spectrum Disorders are not to be discussed here at any time.

* Discrimination against homosexuals, heterosexuals, paedophiles, or any other sexual orientation is strictly forbidden.

More rules may be added as I get to know you all better.

Thank you, in anticipation of your compliance

~ Steven Coltart, The Almighty, Supreme Administrator of INTENSITY² ~




« Last Edit: December 28, 2012, 02:00:17 PM by SteveADMlN »
I'm sorry for everything. I will not bother you people again.

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2012, 11:46:34 AM »
About Steve Coltart

Recently, the old administrator of INTENSITY² has sold the site to I, Steve Coltart. This means that I am now in charge of this site.  I consider myself to be a firm, but fair administrator.

My plans for the site are as follows:

* To make INTENSITY² more of a safe, family friendly website.

Your family sucks my balls

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* To ensure that the new rules, which will become effective very soon are followed without question.

:orly:

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* To ensure that everyone treats each other with respect.

Lick my asshole

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The New Rules of INTENSITY²

* Profanity (swearing) is strictly prohibited, unless used by StevenADMlN when telling off an ill-behaved user.

Fuck shit ass cock bite me

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* Discussion of excretory functions is strictly prohibited.

I piss and shit in your general direction

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* Discussion of anything related to sexuality is strictly prohibited.

That's not what you said when I was fucking you last night

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* Cyberbullying of any kind is absolutely prohibited.

Pussy

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* Any slight expression of anger is strictly prohibited.

AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH

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* Any comments about SteveADMlN which aren't positive are strictly prohibited.

SteveADMIN is positively a pussy

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* The posting of YouTube videos is strictly forbidden for security purposes.



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* If you find another user's behaviour objectionable, do not create hate threads. Inform me via my email, steve.coltart@programmer.net

More rules may be added as I get to know you all better.

Lame

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Thank you, in anticipation of your compliance

~ Steven Coltart, The Almighty, Supreme Administrator of INTENSITY² ~

Super lame

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2012, 11:51:32 AM »
This means YOU!


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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2012, 01:14:35 PM »
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2012, 01:22:51 PM »
This means YOU!



Do you use TinEye?

No, didn't even know it existed.  Neat.

I just use Google reverse image search.

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2012, 01:45:51 PM »
This could be interesting.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2012, 03:23:19 PM »
SteveADMlN   03:19:55 PM   Viewing SteveADMlN's profile.

Trying to figure out how to change his custom title  :hahaha:

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2012, 03:41:00 PM »
I demand proof!

Odeon, did you really sell the place?
The stupidity of humanity FILLS ME WITH RAGE!

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2012, 03:50:43 PM »
I demand proof!

Odeon, did you really sell the place?

Seriously?

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2012, 03:55:57 PM »
I demand proof!

Odeon, did you really sell the place?

Seriously?

Of course not, if bullshit was gold, the OP would be a billionaire.
The stupidity of humanity FILLS ME WITH RAGE!

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2012, 04:03:38 PM »
I demand proof!

Odeon, did you really sell the place?

I sold you lot. The place is still mine, though.
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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2012, 05:09:34 PM »
p^2 is NOT equal to 64CC. Get your maths straight and then come lecture all you want.


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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2012, 05:16:25 PM »
p^2 is NOT equal to 64CC. Get your maths straight and then come lecture all you want.

Maybe that is why he is offering you his magic glasses that show what the real formula is?

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2012, 07:59:47 PM »
Hey Scrap. When your ego is threatened rather than allow self examination, why not create a new persona and try to rewrite reality?
I concede though I may be wrong it may be someone who has watched his desperate fail and now wants to try to "help"
Good luck with that shit
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Site Management Update and Rules
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2012, 04:50:59 AM »
I'm guessing it's a teamwork.