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[Calavera]

I doubt it's a unit anymore.

["couldbecousin"]

I doubt it's a unit anymore.

  I feel sorry for guys, having important equipment on the outside in harm's way. 

[ZEGH8578]

I don't sit down to pee or poop.

  I'd heard of  "shitting on something from a great height,"  didn't know people actually did. 

A friend of mine peed while bicycling. Drunk. It didn't end well,  and he actually hit his penis, as he fell off.

  How is the unit?  Is it OK now? 

No, no, it survived. He just scrubbed it a bit!
Humans are tough creatures

And we are experts in keeping it out of harms way, for the most part. Underwear really helps! NOT peeing while bicycling also helps - most of us!

[Calavera]

I doubt it's a unit anymore.

  I feel sorry for guys, having important equipment on the outside in harm's way. 

To make things worse, we have three important pieces of equipment rather than one.

["couldbecousin"]

I doubt it's a unit anymore.

  I feel sorry for guys, having important equipment on the outside in harm's way. 

To make things worse, we have three important pieces of equipment rather than one.

  I'm glad  *my* important equipment is all inside my head. 

[Peter]

I don't sit down to pee or poop.

  I'd heard of  "shitting on something from a great height,"  didn't know people actually did. 

Toilet seats are too disgusting to sit on.

[renaeden]

Public ones are. What about your own toilet at home?

[Peter]

Unless I'm the only one who ever uses it, I'd rather not sit on it.  Besides, it usually only takes me about 10 seconds to have a shit; not really worth sitting down for.

[P7PSP]

I don't sit down to pee or poop.

  I'd heard of  "shitting on something from a great height,"  didn't know people actually did. 

Toilet seats are too disgusting to sit on.

Do you find it easier to dig shit while standing? 

[Peter]

I don't sit down to pee or poop.

  I'd heard of  "shitting on something from a great height,"  didn't know people actually did. 

Toilet seats are too disgusting to sit on.

Do you find it easier to dig shit while standing? 

I've never compared standing vs sitting shit digging.

[ZEGH8578]

I don't sit down to pee or poop.

  I'd heard of  "shitting on something from a great height,"  didn't know people actually did. 

Toilet seats are too disgusting to sit on.

Do you find it easier to dig shit while standing? 

I've never compared standing vs sitting shit digging.

Do you jutt your butt out to avoid shitting down your thighs?

[Calavera]

I can imagine that would be quite uncomfortable to do just for the sake of avoiding contact with the toilet seat.

[Peter]

I don't sit down to pee or poop.

  I'd heard of  "shitting on something from a great height,"  didn't know people actually did. 

Toilet seats are too disgusting to sit on.

Do you find it easier to dig shit while standing? 

I've never compared standing vs sitting shit digging.

Do you jutt your butt out to avoid shitting down your thighs?

Obviously.  I shit the way humans evolved to shit:

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[Peter]

I can imagine that would be quite uncomfortable to do just for the sake of avoiding contact with the toilet seat.

It's not uncomfortable at all.

["couldbecousin"]

  I imagine that would give you strong legs after awhile.