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Re: More social
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2012, 03:45:24 AM »
  I imagine that would give you strong legs after awhile.  :apondering:

It only takes him 10 seconds. But, you are right, by the time age brings constipation, he may grow very strong legs indeed.
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Re: More social
« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2012, 04:38:11 AM »
  I imagine that would give you strong legs after awhile.  :apondering:

It only takes him 10 seconds. But, you are right, by the time age brings constipation, he may grow very strong legs indeed.

One wonders how people ever managed when shitting in the woods was the only option.
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Re: More social
« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2012, 11:48:29 AM »
I've been studying too hard, none of this makes the slightest bit of sense :)

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Re: More social
« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2012, 01:18:13 PM »
I've been studying too hard, none of this makes the slightest bit of sense :)
You don't know shit!  :hahaha:

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Re: More social
« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2012, 01:22:26 PM »
I've been studying too hard, none of this makes the slightest bit of sense :)
You don't know shit!  :hahaha:

    :oneliner:    I guess somebody had to say it, better you than me.  :P
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Re: More social
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2012, 02:13:38 PM »
Well, shit happens. :P
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Re: More social
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2012, 06:23:44 PM »
And sometimes even hits the fan.  :shitfan:
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Re: More social
« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2012, 05:01:44 AM »
  I imagine that would give you strong legs after awhile.  :apondering:

It only takes him 10 seconds. But, you are right, by the time age brings constipation, he may grow very strong legs indeed.

One wonders how people ever managed when shitting in the woods was the only option.

With this wondering, you came with the evolutionary answer to the question why teens go to the bathroom at school in groups. (Especially girls, because it takes them longer, but, also boys)

It all makes sense now. Safety issues, from millennia back.
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Re: More social
« Reply #53 on: December 14, 2012, 02:25:52 PM »
  I imagine that would give you strong legs after awhile.  :apondering:

It only takes him 10 seconds. But, you are right, by the time age brings constipation, he may grow very strong legs indeed.

One wonders how people ever managed when shitting in the woods was the only option.

With this wondering, you came with the evolutionary answer to the question why teens go to the bathroom at school in groups. (Especially girls, because it takes them longer, but, also boys)

It all makes sense now. Safety issues, from millennia back.

As a teenager I avoided group peeing/shitting like the plague. I hate having people listen to me (and vice versa).
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Re: More social
« Reply #54 on: December 14, 2012, 06:52:55 PM »
  I imagine that would give you strong legs after awhile.  :apondering:

It only takes him 10 seconds. But, you are right, by the time age brings constipation, he may grow very strong legs indeed.

One wonders how people ever managed when shitting in the woods was the only option.

With this wondering, you came with the evolutionary answer to the question why teens go to the bathroom at school in groups. (Especially girls, because it takes them longer, but, also boys)

It all makes sense now. Safety issues, from millennia back.

As a teenager I avoided group peeing/shitting like the plague.  I hate having people listen to me (and vice versa).

  But that's what your teen years are for!  You missed out on so much fun!  :P
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Re: More social
« Reply #55 on: December 15, 2012, 03:08:04 AM »
  I imagine that would give you strong legs after awhile.  :apondering:

It only takes him 10 seconds. But, you are right, by the time age brings constipation, he may grow very strong legs indeed.

One wonders how people ever managed when shitting in the woods was the only option.

With this wondering, you came with the evolutionary answer to the question why teens go to the bathroom at school in groups. (Especially girls, because it takes them longer, but, also boys)

It all makes sense now. Safety issues, from millennia back.

As a teenager I avoided group peeing/shitting like the plague.  I hate having people listen to me (and vice versa).

  But that's what your teen years are for!  You missed out on so much fun!  :P

That's what they are for? I never knew. Should I inform my kids? :P
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Re: More social
« Reply #56 on: December 15, 2012, 12:58:46 PM »
  I imagine that would give you strong legs after awhile.  :apondering:

It only takes him 10 seconds. But, you are right, by the time age brings constipation, he may grow very strong legs indeed.

One wonders how people ever managed when shitting in the woods was the only option.

With this wondering, you came with the evolutionary answer to the question why teens go to the bathroom at school in groups. (Especially girls, because it takes them longer, but, also boys)

It all makes sense now. Safety issues, from millennia back.

As a teenager I avoided group peeing/shitting like the plague.  I hate having people listen to me (and vice versa).

  But that's what your teen years are for!  You missed out on so much fun!  :P

That's what they are for? I never knew. Should I inform my kids? :P

  Yes, you should.  It is your parental duty to ensure their popularity at school!   :cheer:
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Re: More social
« Reply #57 on: December 17, 2012, 03:42:32 AM »
  I imagine that would give you strong legs after awhile.  :apondering:

It only takes him 10 seconds. But, you are right, by the time age brings constipation, he may grow very strong legs indeed.

One wonders how people ever managed when shitting in the woods was the only option.

With this wondering, you came with the evolutionary answer to the question why teens go to the bathroom at school in groups. (Especially girls, because it takes them longer, but, also boys)

It all makes sense now. Safety issues, from millennia back.

As a teenager I avoided group peeing/shitting like the plague.  I hate having people listen to me (and vice versa).

  But that's what your teen years are for!  You missed out on so much fun!  :P

That's what they are for? I never knew. Should I inform my kids? :P

Don't, but do inform your kids that observing their peers, and their group endeavours to the bathrooms can be a great source of wonder, bewilderment, and fun. It also will build the quality of hypothesis building in your kids, when trying to come up with logical explanations for what they see.
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Re: More social
« Reply #58 on: December 20, 2012, 12:15:27 AM »
^Doesn't work. My daughter basically thinks I'm an old fart whose conservative opinions may be slightly amusing on some superficial level but that cannot possibly compete with the hard facts as delivered by her peers.
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Re: More social
« Reply #59 on: December 21, 2012, 10:54:37 AM »
^Doesn't work. My daughter basically thinks I'm an old fart whose conservative opinions may be slightly amusing on some superficial level but that cannot possibly compete with the hard facts as delivered by her peers.

Oh kids :D
Oh parents :D

I am in a privileged position - as an older brother. I can say the _Exact_ same lessons as my dad tell my sisters, but they will take me seriously, cus I'm not "a dad" :D

Just yesterday my teen sister messaged me on facebook, but using this horrendous over-trendy, almost unreadable "text-speek" - and I'm no old grump, I am liberal, but THAT was too damn much, besides she is highly intelligent, this is far below her - so I told her directly :D Wtf is this, you KNOW how to type better right? It simply does not look good to type like that, it looks less intelligent - less educated.
And she wrote back that I was absolutely right, and that she in fact knew how to write correctly :D Not even demanding she write totally correctly either, dialect is fine - but at least make it possible to comprehend :D
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