Couldn't make this shit up.

[earthboundmisfit]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

[MissKitty]

"Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?"

Guess the author never heard of bears. They've got a certain amount of grit to them too.

[midlifeaspie]

Jesus was a fag, always washing other men's feet.

[bodie]

11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends

A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands.

if i see a man talking with his hands i automatically think  'deaf' not gay.


i notice the author is someone who collects antique soda bottles -  what a riveting hobby that must be!

[Parts]

Jesus was a fag, always washing other men's feet.

John Wayne was a Fag 

["couldbecousin"]

  Symptom #3 --- Feigning attention in church and prayer groups.


   Well, shucks, I feigned attention in church for 18 years!

 
   OMG you guys, I'm a gay man!   

[Icequeen]

This site is cool.  Thanks EBM.

"Top Ten Worst Christmas Toys : Let Christ be your Shopping Assistant!"

"Toys that promote road rage – sin has a new name, and it is Hot Wheels."

"Coming in at number three is Gandalf’s Wizardly Fun Lab , a “science kit” based on the movie The Hobbit. The lab contains dry powdered ingredients, some labeled nothing more than “Dust” or “Powder”. The lab is nothing short of an invitation to bio terrorism and certainly a gateway into a career at the local meth house."

http://christwire.org/2012/11/top-ten-worst-christmas-toys-let-christ-be-your-shopping-assistant/

Reading the articles I see this is sort of like "the Onion", but with a different twist.

["couldbecousin"]

  Symptom #9 --- Travels frequently to big cities or Asia.


   Keep your man down on the farm!  Nothin' bad happens on the farm!   

[P7PSP]

They overlooked gladiator movies and Barbara Streisand.

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm surprised nothing was said about the pierced-ear code.   

["couldbecousin"]

  Look what else is on that site.  It looks like a piss-take but I think it's serious.   


   http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/

[Charlotte Quin]

  I'm surprised nothing was said about the pierced-ear code.   

I'm confused about that as it's different ears in different countries (whether it's the left or right ear pierced that's supposed to indicate you're gay)