A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
You've been at the crack again, haven't you?
I learnt to ride a bike when I was 12. Pretty late for a kid.
Quote from: renaeden on December 02, 2012, 01:30:31 AMI learnt to ride a bike when I was 12. Pretty late for a kid. Better late than NEVER like me!
I'm too fat to fit on a bicycle seat.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 02, 2012, 10:55:40 AMQuote from: renaeden on December 02, 2012, 01:30:31 AMI learnt to ride a bike when I was 12. Pretty late for a kid. Better late than NEVER like me! You still could learn it. It is easier than riding a car.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 02, 2012, 03:45:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 02, 2012, 10:55:40 AMQuote from: renaeden on December 02, 2012, 01:30:31 AMI learnt to ride a bike when I was 12. Pretty late for a kid. Better late than NEVER like me! You still could learn it. It is easier than riding a car. LIES
My knees are not up to the strain of pedaling a bike.