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Offline Queen Victoria

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CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« on: November 23, 2012, 07:19:14 PM »
In honor of the upcoming Yule season, I submit some early Christmas presents for the members.


Daddy’s Home And I Think He’s Drunk

(To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;

Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He’s shaved in two weeks,

Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.

He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.

Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...

Daddy's home and he's really drunk!
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 07:47:28 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 23, 2012, 07:19:14 PM
In honor of the upcoming Yule season, I submit some early Christmas presents for the members.


Daddy’s Home And I Think He’s Drunk

(To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;

Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He’s shaved in two weeks,

Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.

He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.

Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...

Daddy's home and he's really drunk!


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 08:12:16 PM »
Did I miss a refrain?  It must have been the alcohol fumes.  Thanks for the addition.
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2012, 04:16:47 AM »
Christmas, meh! New Years Eve on the other hand  :viking:
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2012, 07:39:11 AM »
Quote from: Lit on November 24, 2012, 04:16:47 AM
Christmas, meh! New Years Eve on the other hand  :viking:

  Chritsmas might be more fun for you if you behaved better during the year!    :santa:
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2012, 07:40:06 AM »
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2012, 01:14:40 PM »
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2012, 05:21:32 PM »
I would have liked to link to the Grumpy Old Men Christmas Special but this will have to do.

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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2012, 09:49:07 PM »
When I do celebrate Christmas, I'm one hell of a scrouge.
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2012, 10:17:19 PM »
The last verse of The Twelve Drugs of Christmas -

On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me
12 kids of popping
11 magic mushrooms
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 09:45:35 AM »
deck the halls with queen victorias balls! falala la la la.
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2012, 01:05:15 PM »
Quote from: richard on November 27, 2012, 09:45:35 AM
deck the halls with queen victorias balls! falala la la la.

Remind me to have Lady Weeble lock the liquor cabinet when richard is around.  Next he'll be seeing Marley's ghost.
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2012, 02:23:29 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 27, 2012, 01:05:15 PM
Quote from: richard on November 27, 2012, 09:45:35 AM
deck the halls with queen victorias balls! falala la la la.

Remind me to have Lady Weeble lock the liquor cabinet when richard is around.  Next he'll be seeing Marley's
ghost.

Yes, Your Majesty!  :cbc:  *wobbles off to secure the fine beverages*
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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2012, 03:06:27 PM »
I am a mishog about the silly season.  :grrr:

I can see it now,  hour upon hour spent trying to undo those fiddly twiddly twisty things they secure toys to their oversized cardboard boxes with  :M

Fucking great!

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Re: CHRISTMAS IS COMING! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2012, 07:25:38 PM »


I just hope i don't get that Princess Diana Scalextric set?   :zoinks:
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