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Offline Dexter Morgan

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If prayer was useful
« on: November 17, 2012, 01:27:18 AM »
I would pray that Hamas, Hezbollah, and the IDF annihilated each other.
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2012, 01:29:54 AM »
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on November 17, 2012, 01:27:18 AM
I would pray that Hamas, Hezbollah, and the IDF annihilated each other.

I'd go further and pray the entire region is reduced into a nuclear wasteland.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2012, 01:32:14 AM »
I don't like the fuckers either.

Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on November 17, 2012, 01:29:54 AM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on November 17, 2012, 01:27:18 AM
I would pray that Hamas, Hezbollah, and the IDF annihilated each other.

I'd go further and pray the entire region is reduced into a nuclear wasteland.
Fun to think sometimes but it would actually suck.
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2012, 01:33:13 AM »
I would pray that Jesus come back with a sword and strike down all those false christians that preach intolerance and are war hungry and arrogant.
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2012, 01:42:05 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on November 17, 2012, 01:33:13 AM
I would pray that Jesus come back with a sword and strike down all those false christians that preach intolerance and are war hungry and arrogant.
So, all of them?
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2012, 04:06:01 AM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on November 17, 2012, 01:32:14 AM
I don't like the fuckers either.

Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on November 17, 2012, 01:29:54 AM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on November 17, 2012, 01:27:18 AM
I would pray that Hamas, Hezbollah, and the IDF annihilated each other.

I'd go further and pray the entire region is reduced into a nuclear wasteland.
Fun to think sometimes but it would actually suck.

How about a parking lot? :zoinks:
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2012, 04:31:08 AM »
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on November 17, 2012, 01:42:05 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on November 17, 2012, 01:33:13 AM
I would pray that Jesus come back with a sword and strike down all those false christians that preach intolerance and are war hungry and arrogant.
So, all of them?

Haha. Nah. I am an Atheist, sure, but I am quite ok with the peopel that are believers in an invisble man up in the sky that watches them, so long as they do not force their quaint beliefs on others. I would say the same to alien conspiracy theorists or any other belief.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2012, 06:30:30 AM »
Couldn't agree more on israel. They have got away with too much shit for too long. Sooner or later, karma is going to come and bite them in the arse.

And the way the US kiss israel's arse is appalling.
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2012, 06:52:22 AM »
Oh yeah, the US's behavior overseas is TOTALLY about religion.  Not money and oil.  :facepalm:
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2012, 07:46:13 AM »
  If prayer worked I would pray for a striking new eye color!  :autism:
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2012, 08:46:23 AM »
Heh.

If it did...So would I. I would LOVE to have both my hair and eyes turn that lovely color of cherenkov radiation blue. And vertical, cat/snake like slit pupils. Oh...and while the gods are at it, they could whiten my teeth, and lengthen my already long canine teeth, top and bottom, to give me a nice stylish set of fangs :D

Although more than anything, I would love nothing on the face of this earth than for my stalker to no longer have any health problems...and for me to spend the rest of my life held in her arms...mmm...nice and closely snuggled to that stunning, lovely figure of hers.

As for her health...that is something, that if a god demanded my own life in exchange, I would give willingly, without hesitation, she means that much to me, as my closest family, and dearest loved one.
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2012, 11:17:07 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 19, 2012, 06:52:22 AM
Oh yeah, the US's behavior overseas is TOTALLY about religion.  Not money and oil.  :facepalm:

 :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2012, 07:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on November 19, 2012, 08:46:23 AM
Heh.

If it did...So would I. I would LOVE to have both my hair and eyes turn that lovely color of cherenkov radiation blue. And vertical, cat/snake like slit pupils. Oh...and while the gods are at it, they could whiten my teeth, and lengthen my already long canine teeth, top and bottom, to give me a nice stylish set of fangs :D
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  If prayer worked I would pray for a striking new eye color!  :autism:
These things require small financial investments, not prayer.
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2012, 07:10:20 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 19, 2012, 07:04:27 PM
Quote from: Lestat on November 19, 2012, 08:46:23 AM
Heh.

If it did...So would I. I would LOVE to have both my hair and eyes turn that lovely color of cherenkov radiation blue. And vertical, cat/snake like slit pupils. Oh...and while the gods are at it, they could whiten my teeth, and lengthen my already long canine teeth, top and bottom, to give me a nice stylish set of fangs :D
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 19, 2012, 07:46:13 AM
  If prayer worked I would pray for a striking new eye color!  :autism:
These things require small financial investments, not prayer.

  But I'd want my striking new eye color to be permanent and without surgery.  :M
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Re: If prayer was useful
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2012, 07:12:01 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 19, 2012, 07:10:20 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 19, 2012, 07:04:27 PM
Quote from: Lestat on November 19, 2012, 08:46:23 AM
Heh.

If it did...So would I. I would LOVE to have both my hair and eyes turn that lovely color of cherenkov radiation blue. And vertical, cat/snake like slit pupils. Oh...and while the gods are at it, they could whiten my teeth, and lengthen my already long canine teeth, top and bottom, to give me a nice stylish set of fangs :D
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 19, 2012, 07:46:13 AM
  If prayer worked I would pray for a striking new eye color!  :autism:
These things require small financial investments, not prayer.

  But I'd want my striking new eye color to be permanent and without surgery.  :M
Well now you're just being unrealistic.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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