Anagram generator distraction

[DirtDawg]

6:22 pm here, and i am having eamonn for a snack.

'and I am having eamonn for a snack'
anagrams to
'Hosanna! A fair, commanding knave.'

[DirtDawg]

ANAGRAM GENIUS

[DirtDawg]

eamonn on his knees, arse in the air.

'eamonn on his knees, arse in the air.'
anagrams to
'Heathier, inane sneakiness moron.'

[DirtDawg]

But Scotland was independant and hopefully will again. The republic of Ireland is independent. You however live in California were everybody is either rich and full of shite or poor and living in it.

'But Scotland was independant'
anagrams to
'Bandit's cleanest and put-down.'

' Ireland is independent'
anagrams to
'Penile dandiest in nerd.'

'You however live in California'
anagrams to
'Oily urinal if now overachieve.'

'were everybody is either rich'
anagrams to
'Worthy, derisive, cheerier bye.'

'full of shite or poor and living in '
anagrams to
'Hoi polloi and reviling turnoffs.'

[DirtDawg]

Noh, no really yah wee dowt. Why dont you take advantage of the local tendencies and get a face lift and tummie-tuck?

'get a face lift and tummie-tuck'
anagrams to
'Fake tactful, magnetic tedium.'

[DirtDawg]

'McJ has hardwood for eamonn'
anagrams to
'Major of handsomer cow hand.'

[Scrapheap]

eamonn likes it in the end

Hence his fascination with Hamsters and Donkeys

[DirtDawg]

'fascination w/ Hamsters \'n Donkeys'
anagrams to
'Infantry and swankiest smooches.'

[DirtDawg]

violence; the weapon of the mentally dominated.

I was speaking figuratively. I'm Eamonn and you're owned. Thanks for listening.

'weapon of the mentally dominated'
anagrams to
'Flawed meathead on omnipotently.'

'I was speaking figuratively'
anagrams to
'A wifelike, grasping suavity.'

'I\'m Eamonn and you\'re owned'
anagrams to
'O Dear Me! Now may innuendo.'

'Thanks for listening'
anagrams to
'The skinflints groan.

[DirtDawg]

I like to fist rodents up my ass and get fucked by donkeys. I'm also a card carrying member of NAMBLA.

'I like to fist rodents up my ass'
anagrams to
'Outspokenly misfit disaster.'

'and get fucked by donkeys'
anagrams to
'Defecate by 'n' dodgy skunk.'

'card carrying member of NAMBLA. '
anagrams to
'Confer crabbier mammary gland.'

[DirtDawg]

'

I\'ve lost the Christmas magic'
anagrams to
'Girls hate him. Vast cosmetic.'

[DirtDawg]

... "Please cum in my mouth." ...

'Please cum in my mouth'
anagrams to
'Humane, poetic slummy.'

[Leto729]

keven moulton

comes out to

OK tunnel move.

[El]

'This is ridiculous but addicting'
anagrams to
'Hubristic, litigious, candid stud.'

Whaddaya know, we have a member's name in there!

[Leto729]

'This is ridiculous but addicting'
anagrams to
'Hubristic, litigious, candid stud.'

Whaddaya know, we have a member's name in there!

Shh You give Him a big head.